THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even
THERE’S SO MUCH GOD DAMN SPINACH in this shit even Popeye can’t hate. Yeah spinach makes you swoll as fuck, we know that. But did you know just one cup of spinach is over 300% of your daily recommended Vitamin A? Sweet fuck. You worried about acne? Wrinkles? IF YOU SMOKE cigarettes (tumblr crew I’m looking at you), DO NOT take any Vitamin A or beta carotene supplements. You want to make this shit at home and tell Jamba Juice they can go fuck themselves by not paying for their high calorie sugary shit? SPINACH COOLEREctoplasm free and Dr. 2 handfuls of spinach (about 2 cups)2 frozen bananas1 cup chopped and skinned cucumber4 medium chunks of pineapple1 cup coconut water or tap1/4 cup orange juice1 tablespoon flax oil (optional)6-8 mint leaves (optional, but I dig that shit)yields ~20 ounces Toss that shit in a blender and zap it. Seriously though, fuck Jamba Juice.
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