Shakespeare Insults: A collection of quotes for you blocks, you stones, you... Shakespeare's Insults You can tell by the hundreds of imaginative biting quips in Shakespeare's plays that the man adored a good insult. The following is small collection of the very best of Shakespeare's jabs and affronts. You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave.All's Well that Ends Well (2.3.262) I do desire we may be better strangers.As You Like It (3.2.248) He is deformed, crooked, old and sere, Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere; Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind; Stigmatical in making, worse in mind. Thou whoreson, senseless villain! Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all! You abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone. They lie deadly that tell you you have good faces . You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller. More of your conversation would infect my brain. For such things as you, I can scarce think there's any, ye're so slight. Away! O thou vile one! Take you me for a sponge?
i can read Inspirations For Life stop telling girls that they’re not skinny enough stop telling girls that their feet are too large stop telling girls that their stomachs need to be flat stop telling girls that they should always cross their legs stop telling girls that they have too much muscle stop telling girls that a d cup is too large stop telling girls that their thighs are too fat stop telling girls to suck in their guts stop telling girls not to sit like a man stop telling girls that their fucking curls are too big stop telling girls that they can’t take up space like a fucking man can because yes they fucking can -S.S. (Source: samsmindpalace, via tea-rs-and-sal-ty-water)
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