Your Daily Life in GIFs It’s time once again to take another look in the animated mirror! Special thanks to Jonotron for submitting this first one. When everyone laughs at a joke you don’t get: When someone offers a witty insight: When someone says you can have a bite of their food: When people you don’t know tell you their problems: When you’re feeling crummy and someone tries to get you to hang out with them: When someone tells a dirty joke: When you accidentally walk in on someone who is naked: When friends talk about something you weren’t invited to: When the teacher says you can’t write the essay the day before it’s due: When you get a great new hair cut and can’t stop looking at it: When you come home after hours without being on the computer: When you come home drunk: When you really like the song, but don’t know the lyrics yet: When it’s your birthday and you sit back to watch the notes roll in on Facebook: When you were little and your mom brushed your hair: most of these come from here, here, here and here.
How much was a loaf of Brad in 1975 To find the answer, we must first quantify the value of Brad. So how much is a human life worth? According to research by Stanford economists, a year of human life is worth about $129,000. Wolfram Alpha tells us that the average age of a person named Brad is 35 years, and that the average life expectancy for a human male (worldwide) is about 69 years. Assuming that procuring a loaf of Brad involves cutting down a Brad in his prime, we would be depriving him of 34 years of life - a value of $4,386,000. Next we must decide if a "loaf" is a unit of volume, or a unit of weight. Since the average weight of a human male is 166 pounds (according to Wolfram Alpha), we can assume that Brad should sell for about $26,421 per pound - which, using our previous loaf weight of 1.3 pounds, sets the price for a loaf of Brad in 2010 at $34,348. Finally, inflation must be factored in. Thus, it is safe to say that a loaf of Brad in 1975 could be purchased for $8,710.72. Additional answers from our users:
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