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Frustrated wife puts gamer husband up for sale on Craigslist Guys, be careful how involved you get with this season's awesome crop of video games. Your wife may try to sell you off. The happy couple (Photo credit: ABC News) Kyle Baddley learned this the hard way earlier this month, when his wife Alyse got frustrated by his constant Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 playing and offered him up to the highest bidder on Craigslist. "I am selling my 22 year old husband," the ad read. The ad, of course, was a joke. One woman offered to retrain him. "We didn't think we would get any responses at all, but we've gotten so many," Alyse said. Some people, though, took it a bit too seriously. Among the unconcerned was Kyle's mother. Kyle, it seems, has learned his lesson and has pulled back a bit from his Modern Warfare 3 playtime. Kyle's taking it in good humor -- but he points out for the record that his wife was in line with him when the game went on sale. "I love my wife," he says.

GUNS - Myths, Facts and Statistics If you need 300 guns to shoot a deer, may be hunting is not your sport. "If guns were the answer to the threat of violent crime, we’d sell them at police headquarters."Neil Behrens, former Chief, Baltimore County, MD Police Department Liberalism Resurgent Myth :Gun ownership is not the cause of America's high murder rate. Fact : Gun availability is highly correlated with murder.Sensible, Federal Gun control laws make the murder rate fall. Summary Murder can be broken down into three components? A society's aggregate desire to commit murder depends on social factors, but its ability and feasibility to commit murder are heightened by widespread gun availability. indeed, most studies find a clear correlation between the murder rate and gun ownership, especially handgun ownership. Most gun owners claim they buy guns for protection, but it appears that the problem (murder) and the solution (gun deterrence) are one and the same : This essay is divided into three parts : Desire Albility Feasibility

Lots of Jokes - Did You Know? Q. Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left? A. Q. A. Q. A. Q. A. Q. A. Q. A. Q. A. Q. A. Q. A. Mary liked this a lot and when returned to Scotland (not a very good idea in the long run), she took the practice with her. Q. A. Q. A. End Evil Politics: Firearm Statistics and Gun Control International Gun Statistics Gun control is an important issue which people tend to feel very strongly about. Gun supporters have emailed me and I´ve read abuse on pro-gun forums because of this page. Most of the detractors are ignorant and instead of making anything approaching an actual argument they just curse and rant, usually with no awareness of grammar or spelling. Occasionally someone has an actual argument with you, they try to defend their point of view and this can lead to an interesting debate. Before you read the points below I have to explain a few things. By the way this section focuses on private gun ownership but the arms we produce for export are causing a lot more trouble. Guns are designed to kill people Pro-gun people hate this idea and amazingly try to deny the obvious truth of this statement by saying "no they´re for hunting or target practice". Guns make accidental death, murder and suicide more likely These two simple points are the crux of my argument.

The Party At some point during my childhood, my mother made the mistake of taking me to see an orthodontist. It was discovered that I had a rogue tooth that was growing sideways. My mom and I were told that the tooth, if left unchecked, would completely ruin everything in my life and turn me into a horrible, horrible mutant. Unless I wanted to spend the rest of my natural life chained in a windowless shed to avoid traumatizing the other citizens, I was going to need surgery to remove the tooth. I was accepting of the idea until I found out that my surgery was scheduled on the same day as my friend's birthday party. But it was too late. I'm pretty sure my mom was just placating me so that I'd leave her alone, but somehow it was determined that the act of running across a park would indeed prove that I was recovered enough to attend the party. And then she would let me go to the party. I first started to regain consciousness while we were driving on the freeway. THE PARK!! I had to find my mom.

Camera Hacker: Setting Up a Remote Web Cam Wiki Attach | Edit | Revisions Related Content My wife and I just had a newborn. On the other hand, there are many home nursing centers in large, Asian-populated U.S. cities. My wife checked into one of these nursing homes soon after giving birth. Comments & Discussion >> Purpose In this article, I will explain how to set up a remote web cam on a Windows XP computer with a basic web cam. It you are familiar with Linux, you can substitute a Linux computer. Concept The idea is to have the remote web cam computer capture and transmit images over the WiFi link to a web server. The web server can be one you set up at home or at a web hosting service. Imaging Device You can use any imaging device that your operating system recognizes. Software Fwink is a free, open source web cam software for Microsoft Windows 98, ME, 2000, and XP. Its only shortcome is that it only supports the FTP for network transfer. So far, Fwink and Windows XP has ran continuously for about a week or so without crashing.

The fact that you don't want a poodle Your new poodle. The fact that you don't want a poodle is truly irrelevant. You're getting a poodle, whether you like it or not. Enjoy your poodle. Why am I getting a poodle? Shut up.[1] Can I have an iPod instead? No. Or we could compromise, and you could name it iPood. Besides, when you think about it, a poodle is just as good as an iPod. Good luck with that, though.[2] Could you at least get me another breed of dog? No. Your poodle sounds diseased. I think you mean your poodle. Citations ↑ I'll fuck you up.↑ I say "good luck", because I've found it difficult in the past to train a poodle to play the trumpet.

How To Set Up A WebCam For this option, you will need to obtain a webcam software program. A few webcams come with free webcam software. My cameras now use TinCam which costs $19.00 US. Check my webcam software page for a few options, or search the web for Webcam Software. Prices can run from free or just a few dollars to very expensive, depending on brand, version and how you plan to use the software. Step 2 Option 3 In house server Some webcam programs, including TinCam, come with a built-in web server. Huh? I said this could get complicated. When you point your web browser to a web site, such as CowboyFrank.net, you are actually connecting to a specific computer somewhere that has a unique IP (Internet Protocol) address. Every computer connected to the Internet has a unique IP address assigned to it. I don't want to confuse the issue here, but it is important to know that there are "external" and "internal" IP addresses. This is your current "external" IP address 192.99.46.37 Ports are another thing.

Dog A lingering fear of mine was confirmed last night: My dog might be slightly retarded. I've wondered about her intelligence ever since I adopted her and subsequently discovered that she was unable to figure out how stairs worked. I blamed her ineptitude on the fact that she'd spent most of her life confined to a small kennel because her previous owners couldn't control her. I figured that maybe she just hadn't been exposed to stairs yet. Accepting the noble responsibility of educating this poor, underprivileged creature, I spent hours tenderly guiding her up and down the staircase - placing biscuits on each step to lure her and celebrating any sign of progress. The next clue came when I started trying to train her. I was wrong. She tries really hard. But when turning her head at an extreme angle fails to produce a life-altering epiphany, she usually just short-circuits and rolls on her back. At that moment I realized that I needed to know for sure whether my dog was retarded or not.

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