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How It Should Have Ended

How It Should Have Ended
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Teaching Satire: Terminology, Tips, & Tools for Teachers Part I What is satire? Teaching satire is difficult for teachers because students often have difficulty with identifying this abstract concept. Satire is a literary term for an approach to a subject with irony and criticism, which seeks to see changes or reforms in its target. Front loading this list of terms related to satire will help teachers make satire more concrete and easier for students to understand. Follow the links provided to discover valuable literary examples of satire in the different forms students may encounter. Basic Forms of Satire Defined Horatian: light and humorous form of satire. Juvenalian: dark and bitter form of satire. Satire & Literary Style Parody: a style, which imitates a subject using humor, highlights flaws or follies requiring change. Caricature: a literary style focusing on one characteristic, quality, or feature of a person or group of people, exaggerating it to a humorous level. Satirical Devices Wit: verbal cleverness. Language & Satire Sources:

Unreality Magazine 25 of the Most Influential News Images of All Time News Photography is all about capturing the decisive moment in an aesthetic way. It is about telling the world a story, through one or more images. Many times, news images come to be remembered as symbolically associated with a certain event, remembered for decades thanks to that special news image. Let us look at 25 such images. The Great Depression This image of Florence Thompson from the 1930s came to be associated with the great depression, for years to come. Abe Smith and Tom Shipp Abe Smith and Tom Shipp were convicted of robbery and rape in 1930. Jesse Owens Jesse Owens was the most successful athlete in the 1936 Olympics. Moment of Death This image of militiaman Federico Borrell Garcia, captures the precise moment of his death. Hindenburg Airship Hindenburg ignites as it tries to dock into its mooring mast. Fall Of Nazi Collaborators France was liberated in 1944, and women accused of having been collaborated with Nazi personnel, are humiliated in public. Iwo Jima Atom Bomb Skymaster

Hipster Hitler Wampa "The kid ran into something, and it wasn't just the cold." Wampa ice creatures were carnivorous predatory reptomammals indigenous to the remote Outer Rim Territories ice planet Hoth. The bipedal beasts stood over two meters in height with shaggy white fur constantly stained by the blood and guts of slaughtered prey. Wampas were armed with jagged yellow teeth and deadly claws. While rarely seen away from their remote homeworld, wampas were known to have participated in illegal gladiatorial combat venues. Biology and appearance Edit "You're talking about a predator two and a half meters tall, sometimes weighing two hundred kilograms or more, with razor-sharp teeth and claws. ―Vesto Slipher, InterGalactic Banking Clan[src] Covered with shaggy white fur, standing at heights of up to three meters,[1] and weighing an average of 150 kilograms,[4] Hoth's wampa ice creatures were lethal predatory beasts. Subspecies Edit Behavior and intelligence Hunting patterns and ice cave habitat ―Unattributed[src]

Youtube to MP4 Converter Online Books : "The Essential Psychedelic Guide" - Psilocybin INTENSITY: 3 to 7 for most experiences. MATERIAL: There are dozens of species of mushrooms which contain the psychoactive alkaloids psilocybin/psilocin in active amounts. 99% of the psilocybin mushrooms I've seen sold on the underground market are the variety known as Psilocybe cubensis (also called Stropharia cubensis), and dosage levels discussed below pertain to this variety. Some species of psilocybin mushrooms contain up to 10 times as much psilocybin by weight as cubensis, producing an equivalent experience at a much lower dose. HISTORY: The use of psilocybin mushrooms can be traced back thousands of years. Terence McKenna suggests that hallucinogenic mushroom use may be much older than 3000 years, with the mushrooms being consumed and worshipped by early forms of humankind. DOSAGE: Although some users eat just one gram of "shrooms," dried weight, I find this produces little more than threshold effects. Psilocybin can also be combined with LSD, DMT, or Nitrous Oxide.

Bantha Banthas were sturdy and easily domesticated beasts of burden that were found all over the galaxy. Anatomy Edit The bantha was one of the most adaptable herbivorous creatures in the galaxy and could be found on several worlds. Bulls tended to be larger than the cows and both genders grew a pair of spiral horns. The distinctive spiral horns of the bantha grew at the rate of a knob each year. Banthas used their dexterous, sensitive tongue, as a sort of hand used in pulling up grass and shrubs from the ground. Banthas traveled in herds of up to twenty-five individuals, led by the oldest, strongest female. Female banthas produced blue milk from mammary glands that was consumed by sentients as a drink. Banthas had three-nailed hooves that were typically trimmed by their owners.[4] Banthas were harvested for their meat by workers or were put in animal nurseries for long-term sustained harvesting on multiple worlds.[5] Subspecies Swamp banthas were brought to Ohma-D'un to help colonize the moon. Edit

Symbols OK, in addition to the alt codes I listed in an earlier post, I finally found a website that listed some of the more elusive alt codes that can be used in your Twitter posts. So far, I’m finding that many of them below are not showing up properly when typed directly into Twitter anymore. If that is the case for you, you can simply copy and paste them from below. ♥ Now, something I’ve just tried out is posting to Twitter using an email from Outlook to my account (then ping sends to Twitter). The alt-codes below work this way, but also sends an extra post to twitter saying “This is a multi-part message in MIME format.”. I located a little toolbar tool called TwitterKeys that helps with the copy/paste process. A special thanks to this site where I found them, As an extra bit of fun and coolness, I located a website that has something called “Twitter Art“. OK, I’m done wasting time on this now… back to work. Like this:

Seven Things You Didn't Know About Medical Marijuana Get Topic Updates Share Slideshow Written by Emily Lapkin and Medically Reviewed by Scott Pearlman, M.D. 1. Think you know it all about medical marijuana? Advertisement Midi-chlorian "Without the midi-chlorians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to us, telling us the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you'll hear them speaking to you." ―Qui-Gon Jinn, to Anakin Skywalker[src] Midi-chlorians were intelligent microscopic life forms that lived symbiotically inside the cells of all living things. Midi-chlorian counts were measured through a blood test; the Jedi used this method to locate Force-sensitive children before their Order was purged by the Galactic Empire. When not forbidden, studies of midi-chlorians occurred among those who could master the Force and those who could not. Biology "They live inside me?" ―Anakin Skywalker[src] The Sith virus known as the Sickness could alter the midi-chlorians within an infected individual. Plagueis' work with midi-chlorians was directly rooted in what was traditionally considered the Living Force, or those energies attached to the anima and the pneuma.

100 Things To Do When You're Upset Every day isn’t always the best day, but when that happens, we have the power to turn it all around. It’s our responsibility to shake off a bad mood, and move onto greener pastures! Here are some ideas to help kick a rotten day to kingdom come… Do something good for someone else, even though you may not want to. Eat the best chocolate you can get your hands on. Turn up music you really love. Have a romance in your head. Volunteer. Buy a remote control for your camera & dip your toes into the pool of narcissism. Call a friend & ask them if they want to have a slumber party. Throw yourself head-first into a creative project. Do the splits. Sing. Cover your entire body in cocoa butter & fall asleep. Drink 2 litres of fizzy drink (pop, soda, you know) & stay up until sunrise. Write a list of things that you appreciate right now, in the present moment. Indulge in your “guilty pleasures”, whatever they are. Look through old photos. Listen to old Motown hits. Plan a holiday. Go out for a milkshake.

InfiniteZoom Fractal Gallery A Brief History of Political Cartoons This site is best viewed at a 1024 x 768 setting. S A T I R E: What is it? As you make your way through the following tasks, be sure to complete your Satire Worksheet. A: The Etymological Dictionary and the Standard Dictionary Go to an etymological dictionary and look up "satire." What is an etymological dictionary? Now go to three of the dictionaries below. The Oxford Dictionary The American Heritage Dictionary at Bartleby Answers dot com Not a dictionary but will work well Using the three definitions, write a "composite" definition in which you use parts of each. B: Types of Satire and Irony: Scavenger Hunt for Information 1. CLUE SITE: 2. 3. ______________ is a form of satire that imitates another work of art in order to ridicule it. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 14. 15.