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The Bureau of Communication - Fill-in-the-blank Correspondence

The Bureau of Communication - Fill-in-the-blank Correspondence

Home We’ve all heard the “official conspiracy theory” of the Death Star attack. We all know about Luke Skywalker and his ragtag bunch of rebels, how they mounted a foolhardy attack on the most powerful, well-defended battle station ever built. And we’ve all seen the video over, and over, and over, of the one-in-a-million shot that resulted in a massive chain reaction that not just damaged, but completely obliterated that massive technological wonder. Like many, I was fed this story when I was growing up. But as I watched the video, I began to realize that all was not as it seemed. Uncomfortable Questions about the Death Star Attack 1) Why were a handful of rebel fighters able to penetrate the defenses of a battle station that had the capability of destroying an entire planet and the defenses to ward off several fleets of battle ships? The above photos show Death Star defenses. 2) Why did Grand Moff Tarkin refuse to deploy the station’s large fleet of TIE Fighters until it was too late?

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Confessions of GEORGIA NICOLSON ::: by Louise Rennison Hello Chummies, Are you just dying to hear all of my fabbity-fab thoughts on snogging, applying lippy, eating chips, and other equally important facts of life? Are you sitting there with your gob hanging open thinking YesYesYes, Georgia!! Please share with me your vair wise life lessons! Well, chums, you are in luck! You can how read all of my letters, filled with hilariosity and excitingosity, RIGHT HERE! Letter #1 | Letter #2 | Letter #3 | Letter #4 | Letter #5 | Letter #6 | Letter #7 | Letter #8 | Letter #9 | Letter #10 | Letter #11 | Letter #12 Luuurve, Georgia Listen to the mad and marvy confessions of author, Louise Rennison! You know Rosie, Whelk Boy, Dave the Laugh, and Robbie the Sex God, but who are they really? The New and Improved Snogging Scale In case you haven’t noticed, me and the Ace Gang have created some of the grooviest dance moves ever invented. The Viking bison disco inferno We’re still practising this for Rosie’s forthcoming (i.e. in 18 years time) Viking wedding.

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