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Crazy Things Parents Say

Crazy Things Parents Say

Awkward Memories | the funniest collection of awkward stories and embarrassing moments in the world ever! Seriously, these are painful. You are reading this. That makes you weird. Submit your own awkward memory to us. Auto-Fail | Stories of FAIL from the world of cars PassiveAggressiveNotes.com EPIC FAIL .COM : #1 Source for Epic Fail and Fail Pictures, Fail Videos, and Fail Stories PostSecret Motivational Pictures - All Funny De Motivationals 1000 Awesome Things | A time-ticking countdown of 1000 awesome things Life is pretty normal today Today at Goodwill, I sat on a couch waiting while my Aunt was shopping. A cute guy came over and said, "Since you're sitting there, I'll have to put a price tag on you." I said "Go ahead" But he only smiled and walked away. Today I was walking and I saw a twenty dollar bill on the ground with a string on it. Today after reading about Dumbledore's death I cried for half an hour while my 6 year old daughter comforted me. My German Shepard has learned to hug... without the obligatory humping! Sat down in front of my closet last night to wait for my sister to finish in the bathroom so I could brush my teeth. Today, I woke up and was still alive. Today my best friend sent me a picture of Grumpy Cat inside a Dalek (the bad guys from my favorite show, Doctor Who). Today my friend and I started randomly talking about what we eat in the summer.

E-mails from an Asshole Dishwasher Confusion Posted at: 2010-10-21 09:16:27 Original ad: I need a dishwasher dont care what color so long as it is a good working dishwasher that is cheap. I have a truck and can pick it up if necessary. From me to ********@*********.org: Hello! Miguel From John ******* to Me: haha I want a dishwashing machine not a person who washes dishes. thanks though. From Me to John *******: Yes, I wash dishes like machine...even better! No! I want THIS That is called a DISHWASHER. Oh noooo, I no Puerto Rican. Is that your dishwash machine? NO dude I want to BUY a machine. i dont know if i can be any clearer. you dont understand me do you? No worry, I leave dishes clear, clean and sparkle! dude you obviously have trouble reading english. here. i used a translater. you comprende? que? oh for crying out fucking loud dude why did i even bother fuck this frank (2014-03-18 18:53:26)Wait nvm, turns out I'm a dumbass Brad (2013-12-27 02:31:44)@Yoshi: That's not the translation at all. View all comments

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