Seven quotes for a Thursday afternoon - Part five "Always be a first rate version of yourself instead of a second rate version of somebody else" Judy Garland "I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men". Marlene Dietrich "I've never yet met a man who could look after me. Joan Collins (b. 1933) "I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year". Bette Davis "All marriages are happy. Shelley Winters "As long as you know that men are like children you know everything!" Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel "I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?" Zsa Zsa Gabor Seven quotes for a Thursday afternoon is an ongoing weekly series
Douglas Adams Quotes He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which. Douglas Adams He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. I love deadlines. I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. In the beginning the Universe was created. In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear. Life... is like a grapefruit. Time is an illusion. You live and learn.
What Does Love Mean to a Four-Year-Old? | John Mark Ministries A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?” The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: “When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” “When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. “Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” “Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” “Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” “Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” “Love is when you kiss all the time. “Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.”
60 Selected Best Famous Quotes II It has been over a year since I published my collection of 60 very best quotes, and it still remains one of the most popular pages on this website. I thought it was time for a sequel, including great quotes that were left out of the first collection or have been recently discovered. Enjoy! Wisdom and Inspirational Quotes 1. —Albert Einstein 2. —Woody Allen 3. —Wilson Mizner 4. —Daniel J. 5. —William Arthur Ward 6. —Frank Wilczek 7. —Eric Hoffer 8. 9. —Alfred A. 10. —Bill Cosby 11. —Spanish Proverb 12. —Oscar Wilde 13. —Harold Stephens 14. —Alfred Adler 15. —Chinese Proverb 16. —Unknown Author 17. —Wallace Wattles 18. —Barry LePatner 19. —Abraham Lincoln 20. —Winston Churchill Humor Quotes 21. —Joe Martin 22. —Ambrose Bierce 23. —Noel Coward 24. —Will Rogers 25. —George Burns 26. —Groucho Marx 27. 28. —Sam Levenson 29. 30. —Calvin Trillin 31. —David Richerby 32. —Garry Shandling 33. —Jack Benny 34. —Lily Tomlin 35. —Mel Brooks 36. —Ted Turner 37. —Henny Youngman 38. 39. —Douglas Hofstadter 40. —Franklin P. 41. 42. 43.
Collected Quotes from Albert Einstein [Note: This list of Einstein quotes was being forwarded around the Internet in e-mail, so I decided to put it on my web page. I'm afraid I can't vouch for its authenticity, tell you where it came from, who compiled the list, who Kevin Harris is, or anything like that. Still, the quotes are interesting and enlightening.] "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. Copyright: Kevin Harris 1995 (may be freely distributed with this acknowledgement)
2mhhtap.jpg (JPEG Image, 648x792 pixels) - Scaled (65 TM): Great quotes by comedians Great quotes by comedians ----- Begin NetScrap(TM) ----- Great quotes by comedians "If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me." --Bobcat Goldthwait "I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money." --Kevin Meaney "My mom said she learned how to swim. 100 Inspiring Quotes & Demanding Joy - StumbleUpon So many people have said so many things so much better than I will ever be able to. Here are 100 of them. I hope you find at least a few that speak to you. If you want to be happy, be. – Leo Tolstoy The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. Several of these came from Louise Hay, who is pretty terrific. Tags: lists , quotes
Famous Quotes are Paired with Clever Illustrations Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia-based illustrator Tang Yau Hoong has just released a brand new series where he pairs one of his older illustrations with a famous quote. A few years ago, we discovered Hoong and we quickly became fans after we saw his ability to cleverly incorporate negative space into many of his works. As he told us then, "I enjoy making illusion art because it has the ability to mislead us. We rely on sight in our lives and yet it is so fragile that we could easily be deceived by what we see." In one of our favorite new prints, Hoong takes one of Steve Jobs' famous quotes, "Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish" and illustrates it by putting two half eaten apples next to each other. Within the negative space, one can subtly make out Steve Jobs' silhouette. As he tells us, "Most of them are old illustrations that I redrew to match the style I was looking for and the meaning of the corresponding quote. You can pick up these prints over at Hoong's shop.
Tumblr Gets Deep (30 Pics It’s official: Tumblr Gets Deep is now a weekly post! When I asked last week, the response was almost unanimously for it, so I hope you’re happy (and I can tell you are…just look at that big goofy smile on your face). via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via via More ‘Tumblr Gets Deep’ Pics–>