Auto-Fail | Stories of FAIL from the world of cars Win! Daily Squee Photos by: Hendy Mp 30 People Share The Most Creative Punishment They Have Ever Received I used to get hit with a belt and that was enough for me. Some parents thought of clever ways (or they didn’t think it through at all) to punish their kids. Read more creative (and funny) punishments here on this Reddit thread. 1. My…dad…trolled…me… When I was 6 or 7 years old I had been taking my own showers for about a year. I was always terrible at doing chores, especially the dishes. 3. My father would threaten to cancel our life insurance when we were 5 or 6. 4. My father would tell me that he built me from spare parts in the basement, and that his earlier, failed attempts lived in the attic, and that if I misbehaved he could easily send me to live with them and just build a new me. 5. When I was six, the child psychologist said that I needed “boundaries” and suggested that my parents punish me by making me stand on a kitchen towel in the middle of the room, kinda like standing in the corner but where I could see all the things I couldn’t participate in. 6. 8. 9. 11. 13. 14. 15.
EPIC FAIL .COM : #1 Source for Epic Fail and Fail Pictures, Fail Videos, and Fail Stories That Will Buff Out - Funny Car Photos FAILBlog And God Created Millennial Earth - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency THE BEGINNING (of the end) 1 In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. #CreationGoals #EarthIsBae 2 Now the earth was formless and basic, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was lowkey hovering over the waters. 3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and it was lit AF. 4 God saw that the light was so extra, so He separated the light from the darkness (for aesthetic), then bragged it was hashtag no filter. 5 God called the light “day,” then threw some shade and called it “night.” 6 Then God, who was L-I-V-I-N-G for this, said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it like it was NBD. 8 God called the vault “sky.” 9 Then God was like, “You know TFW you should let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear?” 12 The land produced vegetation; mostly ingredients for green juice and wine, TBH.