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The Most Offensive Jokes Ever

The Most Offensive Jokes Ever

lolcentre | keep loling with lolcentre : spreading smiles - StumbleUpon This Is What Happens When You Give a Puppy An Adult Doggy Water Dish! Video Log in Comedy: Caught on Tape Michael Kaufman This Is What Happens When You Give a Puppy An Adult Doggy Water Dish! Dethan is just a cute little puppy who likes things the way they are. posted 3 years ago © 2014 Redux, Inc. about redux | contact us | copyright | legal Tips for Single Women, 1938 Taylor I completely agree with you. And I’m 23, so I’m not archaic. I think the problem is that people are reading these tips with the preconceived notion that they are outdated because of the way it is written and the 50′s pictures, and because they feel that it’s not fair for women to have to be like this but men don’t. In reality, men were very courteous back then, and treated women with respect and romance. I wish a little more of that courtesy would come back… There are some things that are just plain courteous. Try reversing these tips and applying them to men. Most of you women would run, am I right? Instead of don’t show emotion, change that to: “Don’t burst into tears when your ex’s song plays.” These are general tips, just like the tips you find in today’s magazines. As for the conversation tips, simply think of it this way: “Talk about things that you think you’re both interested in. Let’s all be a bit more courteous

Pink Panty Droppers Recipe at Epicurious.com - StumbleUpon This makes a great fizzy pink lemonade. It's definitely one of my must have summer staples. If it's hot, you're low on cash, and want to have a lot of fun, this is the answer! It makes just shy of 5 gallons, so it can serve a TON of people. Each drink packs a heavy whallop to your head, so you really don't need much per person. Enjoy! servings5 Gallons Ingredients 24 Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer1/2 Gallon Premium Vodka4 Cans Pink Lemonade ConcentrateIce Preparation You want to start with a CLEAN 5 gallon bucket. You basically just mix all the ingredients together, but the best way to do this is by mixing the frozen pink lemonade concentrate with the vodka first. Note: If you want the lemonade to be extra sweet, add a fifth can of concentrate to the mix. Then pour in all the beer. The main point in using Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR) is not because it's cheap, (although that is always a good thing in my book!) Toss some ice in a glass and drink responsibly! A smaller version of this recipe is:

Make Your Own Mead The ancient Viking holiday of Winternight is similar to Mardi Gras. Feasting and binge-drinking are common, morals are relaxed, women of negotiable affection are on the prowl and sometimes you just chill all night on a barrow-mound hoping to be granted shamanic powers by your ancestors. As the Viking holiday fast approaches, you might find yourself wanting to honor these seafaring bad-asses, but pillaging the British countryside just seems like too much hassle. Fear not! Mead, the original “nectar of the gods,” is the oldest alcoholic beverage known to man and was likely discovered thousands of years before the invention of the wheel, around 7,000 BC. While it might be debatable how important of a cultural steppingstone mead was, one thing is certain: homemade mead packs a punch (usually around 12-15 percent alcohol by volume). Here is the list of supplies and a simple recipe to produce your very own nectar of the gods Ingredients 1 gallon jug of water (room temperature) Directions 1. 2.

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