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Modern Drunkard Magazine

Modern Drunkard Magazine

17 wonderfully weird websites you should bookmark right now In 2012, it’s estimated the internet hosted an incredible 634 million websites. Even if you checked out a thousand a day, it would still take you over 1700 years to visit them all. But happily, you don’t need to live over 200 lifetimes to discover the Web’s most wonderfully weird websites. Why? Because we’ve done it for you. eelslap.com – The most fun you’ll ever have with an eel and a mouse. procatinator.com – The funkiest place on the web for cat lovin’ music fans. pointerpointer.com – This is how you get to the point. heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa.com – The epicenter of the known internet. nooooooooooooooo.com - Perfect place to visit when you’re having a bad day, omfgdogs.com – Little dogs like you’ve never even seen them before. thequietplaceproject.com - Sometimes you just need to chill out. essaytyper.com - The easiest way to type essays. corgiorgy.com – An orgy of little dog fun. fallingfalling.com – This is what happens when the internet starts tripping.

- StumbleUpon What’s more fun than hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself? Playing drinking games, hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself. I’m sure in your years of wisdom and experience, you’ve come across a few drinking games. Here are some of your favorites and most likely some you’ve never seen. 1. Across the Bridge You need: A deck of cards and 2 or more people Deal ten cards face down in a straight line. 2. You need: One quarter, a pitcher, beer (of course), 8+ people (2 teams) Pour beer into the pitcher. 3. You need: One deck of cards and 4 people The play: Start by dealing out all of the cards. Ranking system: The four players are ranked as follows for each round played. - President: The first person to go out - Vice President: The second person to go out - Secretary: The third person to go out - Asshole: The last person to go out Ranking Privileges: 4. Don’t worry. 5. Place a deck of cards on an empty bottle. 6. 7. 8.

Web's Best: Whiskey Drinks Unlike The Most Interesting Man in the World, we almost always drink beer. When we don’t, however, our go to liquor is whiskey. What can we say, bourbon is neat (little whiskey humor). While we usually just pour a few fingers and relax, sometimes we like to get a tad more creative. Here are The Web’s Best Whiskey Drinks: Hot Blooded Besides sounding like the most badass fruit, blood oranges are freakin’ delicious! PDT’s Bacon Old Fashioned If PDT isn’t a cab ride away from where you live, we highly recommend making their Bacon Old Fashioned in the comfort of your own home. Double Chocolate Bourbon Egg Cream If we’d been around for the Brooklyn egg cream craze, we’d have added a little topping from our flask at the corner pop shop as well. Penicillin Just like the name suggests, this drink is good for what ails you (if what ails you is being stone-cold sober). Smoke Signals Want to impress some guests? The Fourth Down Whiskey Cocktail Greenwich Sour Milk Punch

Move Over Beer Pong: A Dozen Alternative Drinking Games That'll Get You Hammered What’s more fun than hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself? Playing drinking games, hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself, of course! I’m sure in your years of wisdom and experience, you’ve come across a few drinking games as literally hundreds of them exist; and as long as there is beer to drink and women to, ahem, converse with, there will be hundreds more. Here are some of our favorite games here at AMOG that are great alternates to beer pong (psst, were playing them right now!) 1. This is my all time favorite drinking game. Shake one of the beers up and when you think it’s shaken enough, shake it some more. If your beer doesn’t go all over your face, you lose and have to drink the beer. 2. This drinking game is best if played with at least ten people, but the important thing is that you at least have an even number. When they’re done, they put their glass, can, or bottle down. 3. Don’t worry. 4. 5. 6.

All About Beer - StumbleUpon If you are easily offended, maybe you had better go BACK!!! Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. Stage 5 - INVISIBLE This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This is a call to arms. Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. Why is American beer served cold?

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