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The Grey Elephants in Denmark Routine | The Pick-Up Diary The grey elephants in Denmark routine is a nice gambit that you can use in the attraction or comfort phase. It almost always creates a great response. In this one you pretend you can read her thoughts. She has to pick a number, country, animal etc. and you will try to guess it. So she has to keep the chosen number, country etc. to herself. Tell her to do the following: 1. Now say this: You are crazy there are no Grey Elephants in Denmark! What she picks: 1. Need more routines? Related posts:

Silly Mind Tricks Try this it is really cool. See if you are a lateral thinker. Scrolldown slowly, otherwise you’ll see the answers. This works betterverbally, but try it: Name the colour of the following things as fast as you can: snow paper clouds chalk wedding gown Say the word “white” to yourself 10 times fast. Contrary to popular belief, cows do NOT drink milk. Just follow the instructions below: DON’T scroll down too fast — do it slowly, and follow theinstructions below exactly, and do the math in your head as fast as youcan. FOLLOW these instructions one at a time and as QUICKLY as you can! What is: Quick! Now scroll down… The number you picked was 7 right? Isn’t that weird??? Another one… Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15seconds. then page down QUICK!!! You’re thinking of a carrot right? If not, you’re among the 2% of the population whose minds are warpedenough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer withcarrot when given this exercise.

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Some of My Favorite One Liners 28 Dignified Ways to Impress Everyone Around You post written by: Marc Chernoff Email Far more often than any of us like to admit, our actions are driven by an inner desire to impress other people. This desire is often reflected in the brand name products we use, the bars and restaurants we frequent, the houses and cars we buy and the careers we choose. But are name brand products, fancy bars, houses and cars really that impressive? Why? Consider the following questions: He drives a Porsche, but can he truly afford the car payment? You get the idea. Now take a moment and imagine a person who loves what he does for a living, smiles frequently and bleeds passion in every breath he takes. Here are 28 dignified ways to impress everyone around you. We make a living by what we get. Be authentic. Of course, the coolest thing about this list is that everything you need to impress everyone around you is already contained within you. Photo by: Khalid If you enjoyed this article, check out our new best-selling book.

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