Funny airplane announcements &:& Eyeflare.com Now and then, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety presentation and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some of the better ones that are flying around the web: Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Chicago, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted." From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to Chicago.
Pictures of Nicholas Cage As Everyone | Once in a while a website comes along that completely blows you away. Yes the concept might get old and the site might fall into the internet oblivion of never being popular again, but for now this thing is absolutely awesome. Considering all the press Nicolas Cage has gotten in the past few months with his financial troubles and all, someone decided to put together a site dedicated to photoshopping the star as “everyone.” Put it this way, if you ever wanted to see Nicolas Cage as Abe Lincoln then continue reading Here are 15 pictures of Nicolas Cage as everyone. As Jim Cramer As Kevin McAllister As Howard Stern As Heidi Montag As Abe Lincoln As Harry Potter As Lord Voldemort As Amy Winehouse As Gregory House As Perez Hilton As Spock As Holly Go Lightly As Jesse James As Dwight Schrute As Sarah Palin
A mystery man awakes in Discovery Park Originally published August 20, 2009 at 12:14 AM | Page modified August 20, 2009 at 9:41 AM Editor's note: Within hours of posting this story online, a reader identified Jon Doe as Edward Lighthart, an English teacher he knew in China. The reader, David Akast, said Lighthart taught at English schools in China and "had an incredible knowledge of European cultural history." Photos of Mr. Lighthart on the Internet suggest that it is he. But it doesn't answer the key question of how he ended up in Seattle. The Times is on the way to contact Mr. The blond-haired man with the walrus mustache wandered out of Seattle's Discovery Park three weeks ago, with pressed khakis, an expensive dress shirt, a blue blazer and $600 hidden in his sock. This much is clear: He is fluent in English, French and German. But he said he doesn't know who he is or when he was born. His doctors at Swedish Medical Center's Cherry Hill campus said they don't think he's faking it, but they don't really know how to help.
Polar Bear Attack, victim survives These are pictures of an actual polar bear attack in Churchill. These pictures were taken while people watched and did nothing to stop the attack ! Local newspaper say that the victim has made full recovery. Christmas Decorations Well, there is good news and bad news about my Christmas decorations. The good news is that I truly outdid myself this year. The bad news is that I had to take them down after only two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. But two things made me take it down. My yard couldn't take it either. I think I made him too real this time . Back to the Funny Christmas page! Back to the main site of funny pictures, photos and videos!
6 Historical Villains Who Were Actually OK Guys Hitler. Stalin. Ivan the Terrible. We all love these guys. Which is to say, we hate them and everything they stand for, but we're secretly glad they existed. But sometimes in our haste to find a villain in every situation, we wind up painting some people as cackling cartoon villains when they were really just random guys, or even pretty awesome. You Know Him As: Genghis Khan was a barely-coherent fount of animalistic violence, who tore across Asia with his horde of barbarians laying waste to every village in his path, killing the men, raping the women, eating the children, killing and raping the livestock, burning everything down then raping and eating the ashes, etc. But in Reality: What would you think of a guy who brought all the gangs of South Central Los Angeles together into one happy community? And if you're wondering if his "peace talks" were conducted by a thousand burly men with clubs, sorry, Genghis was always more of a politician than a psychopath. Captain William Bligh 1. 2.
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Famous Movie Quotes as if Spoken by a Proper Englishman | Slacktory | The only site on the internet. Salutations, internet ne’erdowells. Since I was a lad, I have enjoyed fine cinema. In those days, films were written and performed properly. With a dignified vocabulary and diligent diction. Alas, those days have gone the way of the dodo. Class and manners have been usurped by poorly constructed idioms and distasteful vulgarity. Therefore I have put my quill to parchment and rewritten some of the most famed movie quotations as a proper Englishman would have uttered them. Related: Top ten movie-themed charts from I Love Charts.
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