Fun With Ouijas, a batman fanficI really wanted to do a Halloween one-shot but didn't quite finish in time for the holiday. I love the story and thought I'd put it up anyway. Better late than never and all that stuff procrastinators live by. Summary: The Joker shows up in Crane's hideout on Halloween. Why? Because the clown's picked up a Ouija board and he's dying to try it out. "What in the hell is that thing and what do you propose to do with it?" "It's a Ouija board and we're going to look for ghosts with it. Crane snorted. "It wasn't ten dollars, it was fifteen. "It glows in the dark. "Fine. "I have no problem with that. Harley Quinn waltzed into the room, a handheld camcorder out in front of her. "And tonight we're gonna be tryin' to make contact with the other side. "I think he's going to spend all night sending you perverted messages and blame it on ghosts." The Joker growled. The clown tore the lid off the box and threw it on the floor. The Joker picked up the planchette, and examined it. "Come on, Johnny. "No.