Daddy's Rules Rule #1 If you pull into my driveway and honk your horn, you'd better be delivering a package, because you sure as hell are NOT picking anything up. Rule #2 Do NOT touch my daughter in front of me. Rule #3 I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Rule #4 I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Rule #5 It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Rule #6 I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. Rule #7 As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do NOT sigh and fidget. Rule #8 The following places are NOT appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
John Conway's Game of Life The Game The Game of Life is not your typical computer game. It is a 'cellular automaton', and was invented by Cambridge mathematician John Conway. This game became widely known when it was mentioned in an article published by Scientific American in 1970. It consists of a collection of cells which, based on a few mathematical rules, can live, die or multiply. playgameoflife.com New developments of this page will continue on playgameoflife.com. playgameoflife.com The Simulation Figure from the XKCD RIP John Conway comic. The Rules For a space that is 'populated': Each cell with one or no neighbors dies, as if by solitude. Each cell with four or more neighbors dies, as if by overpopulation. Each cell with two or three neighbors survives. For a space that is 'empty' or 'unpopulated' Each cell with three neighbors becomes populated. The Controls Choose a figure from the pull-down menu or make one yourself by clicking on the cells with a mouse. Development Edwin Martin <edwin@bitstorm.org>
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