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Brainless Tales

Brainless Tales

Super High Me Determined to find out the true effects of marijuana on the human body, stand-up comedian and former Stoner of the Year Doug Benson documents his experience avoiding pot for 30 days and then consuming massive amounts of the drug for 30 days. More than just an amusing story of one man's quest to get super high, this documentary also examines the hotly contested debate over medical marijuana use. Although the film is inspired by a joke which was inspired by Super Size Me, don’t expect to see the same dramatic reactions. During the thirty days of only eating McDonalds Spurlock vomits, is drained of energy, and ultimately puts his own life in danger. In Spurlock’s television show, 30 Days, one episode features a mother binge drinking for thirty-days, which also shows obviously negative heath risks. Watch the full documentary now -

Bug - random nonsense 5 days a week The 50 Creepiest Pieces of Romance Advice Ever Published Sorry, single people, this week's column is for lovers only. Now that those lonely people are gone, hold that lover close and enjoy 50 highlights from three romantic books that offer tips for every day of the year: 365 Ways to KISS Your Love, 365 Great Ways to Say I Love You, and 365 Ways to be Romantic by everyone's favorite human dispenser of castration chemicals-- Godek. Warning: romance books are not good. Gregory J.P. Godek's idea of clever is writing "Forget-me-not" on a forget-me-not. Is this to convince her that I'm gay or that I forgot which day was her birthday? Ladies, let me save you some time. 1: "Is this because I hate you? 2: "You idiot slut, can I assume the rest of these envelopes are also birthday cards so we can just put this event behind us?" 3: "Hello, Batman? You can try this one, but I'm pretty sure women are trained from a very young age to not put their mouth on anyone who hands them a Garfield balloon. Godek, you fucking dumbass. That makes sense.

Comics, Quizzes, and Stories Histoires de photos Completely Serious Comics - Where funny comes to die! Comic Death Camp first prev random next latest Well, that was short and depressing. But hey, the Moon! Let’s talk about that. Here are a few interesting factoids about our largest, most cherished, lifeless satellite: -The moon and the sun are actually two entirely distinct astronomical entities! -James Benson Irwin, lunar module pilot for Apollo 15, beat his family dog to death with an actual moon rock because he wouldn’t stop howling at the moon! -The man in the moon’s name is Grover Berringer! -Despite 2009’s discovery of evidence of water on the moon, some scientists believe that it could still be bullshit. -Everyone that worked with Tom Hanks on Apollo 13 says he was just a complete dickhead. -"Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest is the single greatest fucking song ever. -The word "Moon" is derived from ancient Roman mythology or something.

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