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8 Amazing Stories of Ninja Failure We tend to think of ninjas as anachronistic creatures of myth, but Im here to tell you the ninja is completely real. He is alive and well in our modern day culture. Its just that he sucks now, and is usually under arrest. The ninja is a creature of stealth and subtlety; he is a shadow that lives; a whisper in the night; a guy screaming on a street corner and waving nunchucks around? Liebermann is an appropriate ninja target. What They Did Wrong: The black outfit is a staple of the ninja mythos: It conceals the ninja, making him one with the night. A. B. 11 oclock in the morning. C. Also, police report that the subject was belligerent and furious until they pulled out bean bag guns and tasers, at which point the ninja in question became polite and cooperative. The Ninja Always Rings Twice New Jersey police became suspicious when they spotted two teenagers loitering in a parked vehicle. What They Did Right: No, that's a "Ninja Textbook." A sternly worded letter? From Russia, With Ninjutsu

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