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Corpse Run 157: Subtleties of language | Crispy Gamer Is it weird that I referenced the Elder Scrolls dragon alphabet to actually spell out "penis" in dragon-ese? Am I a messed up individual? Yes, but by god I'm thorough. Quick note: reader Jake pointed out that the archives section should be flipped, so that the newest comics would appear on top and make navigation easier. I thought that was a great idea and made it so! Check out the archives for a (hopefully) more user friendly format. Story time! I turn around and let her know that I was with someone else at the moment, and would be with her as quickly as possible, as I was the only one in the department at the time. The first, and much nicer customer allowed me to leave, whispering to me "good luck, she sounds awful" as she left. "Alright, ma'am," I said, and took her to the blu-ray aisle. I showed her the cheapest. Now, I don't know about you, but I've never really found myself in a situation where words like "best" and "cheapest" are used to describe the same thing. I did. 1. 2.

A Driving Lesson child: there are two pedals. one for the gas, one for the brakes? mother: yes, son child: two feet, two pedals. sooo... mother: no, son. you use one foot for both pedals child: listen, mom. humans have two feet. child: and there are two pedals child: i\'m sorry, mom, but you\'re wrong child: it\'s weird that i know more about this than you do

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