The Best Of The Evil Cows Meme Posted by Blaaaarg on May 22, 2012 Humor pages. Humor from the net... To: comic@superkids.com Subject: Trivia Who collects this stuff?? ----- Begin Included Message ----- Bank robber John Dillinger played professional baseball. If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom. What's New / Buyers Guide / Reviews / Contents / Sponsors / Help Have some humor to share?
Two Tough Questions - Political Joke Archives Two Tough Questions Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with an astrologist. Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C. He is a decorated war hero. Candidate A is Franklin D. And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. Previous Joke | Next Joke Back to Political Joke Index More Political Humor: • Latest Late-Night Jokes • Political Cartoons of the Week • Funniest Pictures of All Time
90 Accomplishments of Pres. Obama Which The Media Fails to Report.... "Professor Watson writes Hi friends, I am always being asked to grade Obama's presidency. In place of offering him a grade, I put together a list of his accomplishments thus far. As such, there is a need to set the record straight. Oh, and he built a swing set for the girls outside the Oval Office! b Robert P.
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