Internet Humor Archive - A Little Engineer Humor

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: :Excuse me, can you help me? The man below says: "Yes. "You must be an engineer" says the balloonist. "I am" replies the man. "Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost." The man below says "You must be a manager." "I am" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. Two atoms are talking: "Hey Barry, why the long face?" A mathematician and an engineer are stranded on a desert island. Several hours later the engineer arrives back at the camp sight to find the mathematician eating a can of peaches, with several empty cans lying around. "How did you open the cans?" "Easy," says the mathematician. ∫ dx/cabin = log(cabin) Another bird flies over. but

The Pluto Files | Hate Mail from Third Graders image 3 The Pluto Files PBS Airdate: March 2, 2010 NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON (American Museum of Natural History, Hayden Planetarium): In 1930, a farm boy, with a passion for the universe, notices a tiny dot moving across the night sky. He discovers Pluto, four billion miles from the Sun and cloaked in darkness. Pluto is a mystery. MARK SYKES (Planetary Science Institute): When we fly our spaceship to Pluto, we'll arrive at a round world. BRIAN G. NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: The scientific debate over Pluto has even caused a media frenzy. STEPHEN COLBERT (The Colbert Report/Film Clip from August 17, 2006): I'm sorry, I thought planets might be one of the constants in life. NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: Pluto-lovers of America have taken to the streets. PROTESTORS (News Clip): Pluto forever! NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: What is Pluto? ALAN STERN (Southwest Research Institute): It's true first-time exploration. NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: Join me, Neil deGrasse Tyson, on a journey to explore America's favorite planet... MARK SYKES: Mercury.

20 More GIF Reactions to Real-Life Situations | I’m sure you guys can identify with a lot of these. This first one is especially timely… The night before the first day of school: When someone wakes you up: When the smart kid fails the test: When you need to use the bathroom and people are in your way: When you hear people next to you say, “Don’t tell anyone…” The awkward moment when you don’t know how to continue the conversation: When you finally wash your bedsheets: When a plan you make backfires: When the beat drops to your favorite song: When something bad happens to someone you hate: When you realize the word “short” is longer than the word “long” When you push someone down and they fall… but then they start crying: When you hold someone’s pet for the first time: When you’re running late and can’t find what you’re looking for: When you feel a cold coming on: When people at the movies won’t shut up: When your friend does something you clearly said was a bad idea: When you wear a new outfit and feel great in it: When there is new food in the fridge:

SCHOPENHAUERS 38 STRATAGEMS, OR 38 WAYS TO WIN AN ARGUMENT - StumbleUpon Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860), was a brilliant German philosopher. These 38 Stratagems are excerpts from "The Art of Controversy", first translated into English and published in 1896. Carry your opponent's proposition beyond its natural limits; exaggerate it. (abstracted from the book:Numerical Lists You Never Knew or Once Knew and Probably Forget, by: John Boswell and Dan Starer) A Father Who Creatively Captures His Kids (20 photos) - My Modern Metropolis - StumbleUpon If there was a prize that could be given out to the most creative father, I'd hope that it was awarded to Jason Lee. A wedding photographer by day, he's used to capturing some of the most important moments in a couple's lives. As a longtime fan of Jason's photos on Flickr however, I think the real magic happens when he turns the camera onto his daughters. Sure, his children are adorably cute in their own right, but that's not what makes his photos so interesting. I was able to get in touch with Jason to ask him a few questions. Q: How did you get into photography? Q: How do you come up with such creative photos of your daughters? Q: How has being on Flickr helped you with your business? Q: Any inspirational stories you'd like to share? Q: Do you have any advice for aspiring photographers? Q: Any quotes you live by? Thanks for the interview, Jason, and for letting us share in your fatherhood experience. Jason Lee's website

Death by Caffeine - StumbleUpon We’ve used the very latest research to determine what’s appropriate for your body weight. See more about your daily caffeine limits. Recommendations for caffeine levels are different for aged 18 and under. The calculator is intended for use only by adults over 18. See more about caffeine limits for children and teens. Sure are. On the result, click on the item for more detailed caffeine information. Yes. A lethal dose is based on the amount of the caffeine in your system at one time. By using this calculator you agree to our terms of use. List of common misconceptions - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - StumbleUpon From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This incomplete list is not intended to be exhaustive. This list corrects erroneous beliefs that are currently widely held about notable topics. Each misconception and the corresponding facts have been discussed in published literature. Note that each entry is formatted as a correction; the misconceptions themselves are implied rather than stated. Arts and culture Food and cooking Roll-style Western sushi. Searing meat does not "seal in" moisture, and in fact may actually cause meat to lose moisture. Legislation and crime Literature The Harry Potter books, though they have broken children's book publishing records, have not led to an increase in reading among children or adults, nor slowed the ongoing overall decline in book purchases by Americans, and children who did read the Harry Potter books were not more likely to go on to read more outside of the fantasy and mystery genres.[21][22][23][24] Music Religion Hebrew Bible Buddhism Christianity Islam Sports