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The Most Badass Alphabet Ever

The Most Badass Alphabet Ever
Sometimes I find things on the internet that leave me speechless with their awesomeness. And considering it’s my job to find crazy stuff all day long, that’s actually saying something. But today I am bowing down to “The A-Z of Awesomeness,” a series of illustrations by Neill Cameron, where he takes each letter of the alphabet, crafts an absurd sentence around it, then brings it to life with an excellent drawing as you can see above. There are 25 more epic letters to go, and you must check them all out below:

http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/25/the-most-badass-alphabet-ever/

Hacked STOP Signs (Photos) While it may be illegal to deface traffic signals for a variety of reasons (violent car crashes), these stop signs feature a clever line or cliché that includes the word stop. They may not be the world's coolest bus stops, but they might make you think twice before rolling through an intersection. It's hard to stop at every stop sign you see, especially if the sign's behind a bush or tall people crossing the street. Officials in Oak Lawn, IL tried to change things by modifying the city's stop signs to be a little more eye-catching. In the fall of 2007 they added one-liners like, "Stop means that you aren't moving." to their signage, but the Illinois Department of Transportation pointed out the changes breached safety standards and requested their removal.

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Funny airplane announcements Now and then, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight safety presentation and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some of the better ones that are flying around the web: Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land. Gorgeous Steampunk Jewelry by London Particulars We’ve already featured on the pages of BeautifulLife various jewelry in steampunk style. And every time they became quite popular among our readers. Today we also want to show you steampunk jewelry collection by London Particulars from Seattle. never post your picture on the internet If you like this page, you might also enjoy Why You Should Never Post Your Angry Baby's Picture On The Internet Or how about... Why Dogs Bite People First, someone caught this fat Chinese kid in an unfortunate pose. . .

Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"Witness: "I only have one, you know." Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" If movies followed their original casting... list TRIVIA From IMDB: Robert Redford screen-tested with Candice Bergen for the part of Benjamin Braddock but was finally rejected by director Mike Nichols because Nichols did not believe Redford could persuasively project the underdog qualities necessary to the role. When he told this to Redford, the actor asked Nichols what he meant. "Well, let's put it this way," said Nichols, "Have you ever struck out with a girl?"

SHOCK and AWE: The Apocalypse Opener - Bristol Lair Dr Jekyll tells us one killer line that expresses the right attitude to take when attracting women. Chat up lines don’t work. That’s the main problem with them. I mean, we all know this.

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