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"I have been cursed all of my life by being referred to as Bohemian, gypsy-like and my own personal favorite.... colorful. And now, with this purchase from your company, I am doubly-doomed! Your dyes are so vivid, your Sapphire's hue so huey-bluey, your Plum so non-humdrum, that my appearance is now doubly-dazzling... alas! My long-held desire to for just once while I still breathe, blend in with the wallpaper as so many do for their entire dreary lives... shall never come to pass! Pardon me, please; I am overwhelmed! I must go now to lie on my Scheherazade-like chaise and fan myself..