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Husband banned from Target - StumbleUpon Husband banned from Target After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from our local Target. Dear Mrs. Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. And last, but not least: 15. Hope this made you laugh as it did me. Meet singles at DateHookup.com, we're 100% free!

- StumbleUpon Nothing is Forgotten Next >> Those Pokemon Sure Do Grow Up Fast! | (click to enlarge) No, I have no idea why it’s “Pokemon week” on Unreality, but I’m going to roll with it until I stop finding awesome Pokemon things on the internet. Which may be never. This series of pictures (that are actually wallpaper sized) comes from…I don’t even know really. Possibly 4chan? I’ve got the Charmander-tree and the Bulbasaur-tree after the jump. No Reason Comics | Winter Is Here There are many reasons I can’t wait for April. I won’t have to scrape the inch and a half of ice from my car every morning. I can go outside wearing less than 7 layers. And, I’ll be able to rid myself of these horrible pants, and return to the shorts I love. But mostly, I can’t wait for Game of Thrones Season 2. I don’t think I’ve seen fantasy done so well since those first showings of The Lord of The Rings. Since the end of the first season, I’ve started reading the books and I’m as entranced by them as I was the show. So, do I read book 2 before seeing season 2? Decisions, Decisions…

Big chocolate - StumbleUpon Would you like to get this kind of gift? Well Timed Photographs Photography Photographs taken at exactly the right moment. - StumbleUpon Are you too lazy/busy/grownup to finish the Harry Potter books, even though everyone you know still makes references to them all the time? Do you enjoy pictures and have a short attention span? Well, have we got the solution for you. Illustrator and all around awesome artist Lucy Knisley has created quick and dirty abridged versions of the first five Harry Potter books — with the rest to come (we hope)! The Sorcerer’s Stone The Chamber of Secrets The Prisoner of Azkaban The Goblet of Fire The Order of the Phoenix [via Nylon] Most Amazing Miniature Food Artworks by Shay Aaron | The Wondrous Design Magazine - StumbleUpon Shay Aaron is a brilliant artist from Israel who makes the most astonishing miniature food jewelry. These foodstuffs look so beautiful that we would desire to eat them. Actually, there’s a whole market out there for miniature food. Not actual stuff you can eat, but beautifully hand made designs of steaks, burgers, pies, vegetables, eggs and pretty much food artworks you can think of. Comments comments

Angry Call Though really, it was pretty similar to the eulogy. Here’s a new one, even though we were pretty busy bringing the dead back to life. Some of our popular stuff:

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