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Le guide vice pour pécho des meufs

Le guide vice pour pécho des meufs
« Pour pécho une meuf, il suffit de dire “Pas de problème”. Tout le temps. Pas de problème. » Je suis chez des amis et c’est le mec assis à ma droite, Piotr, un mafieux russe, qui parle. « Si elle est en retard, tu bois ton verre tout seul. Quand elle arrive, tu lui dis “Aucun problème”. Et tu continues ta soirée comme si de rien n’était. C’est toujours et pour toujours “Pas de problème”. iotr a maintenant capté l’attention de toute la table. Piotr est un mec flippant qui parle aux arbres, porte des pantalons africains et sera bientôt en prison pour double meurtre. Le problème quand t’as vraiment envie de baiser, c’est que t’as l’air d’un mec qui a vraiment envie de baiser. Au fait, on ne sort jamais une fille au resto avant de l’avoir baisée au moins une fois. Et tu ne la rappelles pas, espèce de trou du cul ! Fuck Cool J. Si tu téléphones plus que ce qu’on t’a dit, tu vas donner l’impression d’être désespéré. Il y a du matériel à rassembler. Ah oui, un autre truc. C’est chaud. Related:  News to Share

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(Un)usual suspects: dans les archives de la police Des scènes de crimes, des photos de gardes à vue, des clichés de “présumé coupable”, nous en avons tous déjà vu. Dans l’imagerie collective surgissent des images de scènes de crimes morbides des portraits de suspects tirant la gueule de face et profil en tenant une plaque, des photos de presse d’accusés devant un tribunal, visage tendus, mains menottées (du moins aux Etats-Unis, comme l’a montré une récente polémique…). Dans tous les cas rien de bien joyeux ni d’artistique. C’était sans compter les archives photo de la police australienne! En effet, entre 1912 et 1964, la police de Sydney a accumulé quelques 130 000 négatifs d’une qualité et d’un esthétisme tout à fait surprenant…. Les clichés, regroupés au Justice & Police Museum, sont présentés par thème en expositions temporaires (“Les Escrocs”, “Mésaventure en voiture”…) Alors pour ceux qui n’ont pas de voyage prévu prochainement à Sydney, voici une petite promenade parmi les (présumés) criminels des années 20.

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J'avais oublié ça tiens .. by jeandupont94 Jul 14

"LES FILLES QUI BOIVENT PAS: Putain, jaimerais pas être à ta place, mec. Sans une demi-douzaine de kir, ça va te prendre des heures et des heures avant darriver à quelque chose. Tu vas voir le soleil se lever." by nicolas Jan 8

"Les violeurs psychopathes nont pas damies filles." Fuuucckkkk by nicolas Jan 8

"Tu peux pas attendre un petit eye contact au moins? Je ne sais pas quel conseil vous donner, à vous les relou. En fait, je trouve que vous êtes tous des gros trous du cul pourris de merde. Cest à cause des connards comme vous que cest devenu tellement dur pour le reste dentre nous dattraper une meuf." AHAHAHAHAH by nicolas Jan 8

"Si tas pas niqué depuis plus de, disons, deux mois, va te taper une grosse." nope. by nicolas Jan 8

Absolument incroyable. Et j'aime bien car il y a des chiffres et des personnages clés. by nicolas Jan 8