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A New Candidate for Greatest Resume Ever from Look What I Found

A New Candidate for Greatest Resume Ever from Look What I Found

20 Funny Video Timeline Charts So, it started on Canv.as with this first image, and then that second pic showed up, and then the remixes started pouring in. Click through to check out similar charts for topics such as Watching Twilight, Doing Homework and Playing Call of Duty. You may also like:

Bedtime Drama 2 England went to bed first, then Canada. They were close to falling asleep when Australia jumped onto the bed because he was being chased by New Zealand, waking them up. Australia and New Zealand fought for a bit before calming down. Australia then immediately hogged a big peace of bed and fell asleep almost as soon as he tugged the blanked over himself. Then came America. He knew Australia moved around a lot in his sleep, so he squeezed himself in between Canada and England. Neither Canada nor England got any sleep that night. (Yes yes, it’s the wrong flag for England) I actually drew it the same night as the other one I just kept forgetting to color it. 15th May 2010

Ethan Albright’s letter to John Madden about being the lowest rated player in Madden Football To: John MaddenCC: Electronic Arts SportsFrom: Ethan AlbrightRe: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07 Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You know what, John? It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. I guess I just can’t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. John, you are such a fucking dick. Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Fuck you, John. Rot in Hell, Ethan AlbrightLINK Advertisements

George Zimmerman Refers To Trayvon Martin As A ‘F***ing Coon’ During 911 Call (AUDIO) George Zimmerman’s family members continually claim that he isn’t a racist and law enforcement officials want to pretend that this killing wasn’t racially based, hence the fact that Zimmerman remains a free man while Trayvon Martin will never breathe again. But the 911 tape seems to prove how racist Zimmerman is. On the rainy night of Trayvon’s murder, Zimmerman was heading up the neighborhood watch. He caught sight of a young African-American male wearing a hoody walking through the community on his way home to his father’s house. After telling the operator that “these assholes always get away,” Zimmerman mumbled something under his breath. Here is the stunning audio and analysis courtesy of The Young Turks. To many people, this case is a murder case and a civil rights case.

GLOBALIZATION: The Sociology of Humor and Laughter Some people might like to call social globalization "Americanization". The English and Americans have a shared sense of humor as shown in the shared popularity of Gilbert and Sullivan. The Spaniards have a good sense of humor, but not the Russians. The Jews do, but the Muslims seem not to. At the other extreme are those people who have no sense of humor and who look blank when you tell a joke. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Several hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend, Watson. "Look at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson answered: "I see millions and millions of stars." "And what does that tell you?" Watson thought a minute and answered: "Astronomically, that tells me that there are potentially billions of planets. Holmes was quiet for a minute and then said: "Watson, you are an idiot. My threat: Any WAISer who does not laugh will be kept in the WAIS attic.

The Best Street Art Works of 2011 (49 pics Dec 24/11 The Best Street Art Works of 2011 (49 pics) Let’s take a look at some of the best street art masterpieces of 2011. These photos include drawings, hand-made art, sculptures and other creative works. 9 Strange Things Found While Searching for Waldo ​Martin Handford's Where's Waldo books have been adored by kids the world over since the absent minded candy striped hitchhiker first made his debut in 1987. That being said, this is not an effort to defame the Waldo (or "Wally" depending on where you're reading this) books because frankly, life would be much less cool without them. Instead, our ambition is to point out some of their most noteworthy peculiarities -- things that we didn't necessarily find mentioned on the scrolls and postcards adorning each map, or on the checklists in the back of each book. No, these are the images and concepts that stayed with us long after we found Waldo, and for probably the wrong reasons. 8) Aztec Human Sacrifice in "The Last Days of the Aztecs," Find Waldo Now 7) The Transvestite in "Having a Ball in Gaye Paree," Find Waldo Now 6) Lions Peeing at a Urinal in "Safari Park," Where's Waldo 5) People Getting Tortured in "The Museum," Where's Waldo 4) The Sex Boat in "Campsite," Where's Waldo ​Okay.

The Most Bizarre Comments on YouTube (18 pics Nov 25/11 The Most Bizarre Comments on YouTube (18 pics) Hilarious comments on YouTube. It is amazing how dumb some people can be.Part 2.Part 3. Anonymity, Darknets and Staying Out of Federal Custody, Part One: Deep Web « Null Byte - StumbleUpon Anonymity, Darknets and Staying Out of Federal Custody, Part One: Deep Web You've probably seen those deep-web images floating around on the Internet. Usually, it goes something like this: There is a towering iceberg and the deeper the underwater portion extends, the more “hidden” and “exotic” the content is described to be. Sometimes these images are accurate to a point, but most are just making things up. So what exactly is 'deep web' then? In this series of articles, I am going to break down the idea of a deep web, what is it, how it got there, and most importantly, how we can use it for our security—maybe even for lulz. Anonymity and Darknets As it stands today, practical knowledge of how darknets (non-indexed portions of the Internet) function will allow you to make more informed decisions regarding risks when rooting a box, hiding files, or communicating securely. The idea is to have enough masking, while maintaining a level of usefulness. First though, we need to talk about Google.

Your Daily Life in GIFs When you get caught making fun of someone behind their back: When a hot girl walks by a group of guys: When your hair just won't do what you want: When you make a reference to something funny and no one gets it: When you hear the words ‘food’ and ‘ready’ together: When your friends make a joke about you: When you show someone that they are wrong and you are right: When you stub your toe on the corner of a table: When you wake up from an afternoon nap and it's dark out: When you find out school is closed because of a snow day: When you realize you showed up an hour early for work: When you sit too long in one position and your butt falls asleep and it feels like this: When you and your best friend say the exact same thing at the exact same time: When you're too lazy to get out of bed and answer a text:/size] When you’re on Facebook and your little sister won't stop reading over your shoulder: When you're on a date and you try to hold in a fart: When you get a comment on your Socialphy post:

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