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& 10 Funniest Animated Gifs for 10/3 Don’t clock watch, GIF watch. Here are 10 animate GIFs that made us laugh today. No specific order, they are all awesome. People Are Awesome: Louis C.K. Tells Asshole Jokes for Charity - Culture In Louis C.K.'s new one-hour stand-up special, Live at the Beacon Theater, the comedian jokes that he's made his money from "being a professional asshole." Within 12 days, the comedy show had netted that asshole another $1 million. And C.K. has decided not to spend it like a jerk. "One million dollars. C.K. has pledged to break the million into four pieces: He'll use $250,000 to cover the costs of the special; $250,000 to give his staff members "a big fat bonus"; and $280,000 to make the world a better place. The remaining $220,000 C.K. will use to pay rent, raise his kids, and "do terrible, horrible things with and none of that is any of your business."

- StumbleUpon 1994's MOST BIZARRE SUICIDE At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for Forensic Science, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his audience in San Diego with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story. "On 23 March 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound of the head. The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten- story building intending to commit suicide (he left a note indicating his despondency). "When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. "The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the fatal incident. There was an exquisite twist. "The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide."

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