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People are sharing “jokes that are so stupid that they’re funny” and they’re COMPLETELY RIGHT Over on Reddit Aweseom_ has asked “What’s a joke that’s so stupid it’s funny?” and there’s been over 9,616 comments in less than a week, and the results are superb. And we’ve gone though it with fine-tooth comb only selecting the very best for you, read readers, for you. I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day. * * * Fish swimming upriver and bumps his head.

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