People are sharing “jokes that are so stupid that they’re funny” and they’re COMPLETELY RIGHT Over on Reddit Aweseom_ has asked “What’s a joke that’s so stupid it’s funny?” and there’s been over 9,616 comments in less than a week, and the results are superb. And we’ve gone though it with fine-tooth comb only selecting the very best for you, read readers, for you. I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day. * * * Fish swimming upriver and bumps his head.
Lost in Translation - Cross-language computer translation "Language is the source of misunderstandings." — Antoine de Saunt-Exupéry in The Little Prince Important: Systran, which for years provided our translation functionality, shut down their service in May. We're now using Google Translate. Unfortunately, the Google Translate API has been officially deprecated as of May 26, 2011. Google's API will be shut off completely on December 1, 2011. Therefore, barring the emergence of new, publicly-available machine translation API, this site will disappear on December 1, 2011. Videos Smosh Video about 8 hours ago Ian and Anthony want to have adventures like Finn on Adventure Time, so they head out and FIND adventure on their own. Saving princesses and challenging villains looks so easy in the cartoon! Funny behind the scenes moments, bloopers, deleted scenes, amazing slow-motion destruction, and more funny extras from Smosh’s Adventure Time video! 4 days ago
Manvotional: 4 Rules on How to Make the Most of Life “How to Make the Most of Life” From Every-day Religion, 1886 By James Freeman Clarke Some persons make a great deal of life; others very little. To some it is intensely interesting; to others, very vapid. Some are tired of life before they have begun to live. They seem, as has been said, to have been born fatigued. Nothing interests them. ZooBorns: Kiwi New Zealand’s Pukaha Mount Bruce received an early Christmas present when their third white Kiwi chick hatched at the national wildlife center. North Island Brown Kiwis with white plumage are extremely rare. This chick is the third white Kiwi ever born in captivity, according to center officials.
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