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challenge: movie mashups - the next generation Home » Image Challenge » Movie Mashups - The Next Generation[Suggest a different challenge] Movie Mashups - The Next Generation(This challenge is now closed) Take any film you wish, and photoshop the scenery, characters or titles into the style of a famous movie poster for a different film: The Dambusters in the style of Ghostbusters, Finding Nemo in the style of Jaws, etc. Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:31) Pages:29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1(or see the latest posts) Oink Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 0:40, More) bollocks to timing Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:37, More) pea from the Extreme Panto Image Challenge (1.618..., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:38, More) In Space No-one Can Hear You Meme Click for bigger (169 kb) (Colonel K Isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? Nice Barbarossa is back!!!! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 22:47, More)

Jasper Goodall: Artist humor Humor - Laughter is the best medicine! Steven Wright Quotations All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. OK, so what's the speed of dark? Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". Hard work pays off in the future. Everyone has photographic memory. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case.... coincidence? When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Illustrators, Graphic Illustration Agents, Illustration Advertising Agency, Illustrators Artists - illustrationweb.com Chinese Factory Worker Can't Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans FENGHUA, CHINA—Chen Hsien, an employee of Fenghua Ningbo Plastic Works Ltd., a plastics factory that manufactures lightweight household items for Western markets, expressed his disbelief Monday over the "sheer amount of shit Americans will buy." Chen makes yet more stupid crap for consumers overseas. "Often, when we're assigned a new order for, say, 'salad shooters,' I will say to myself, 'There's no way that anyone will ever buy these,'" Chen said during his lunch break in an open-air courtyard. "One month later, we will receive an order for the same product, but three times the quantity. How can anyone have a need for such useless shit?" Chen, 23, who has worked as an injection-mold operator at the factory since it opened in 1996, said he frequently asks himself these questions during his workweek, which exceeds 60 hours and earns him the equivalent of $21. "I hear that Americans can buy anything they want, and I believe it, judging from the things I've made for them," Chen said.

Good Watertower, EVIL WATERTOWER Many, many years ago, these two watertowers used to be friends, great friends. But after the Good Watertower got her beautiful new paint job and her snazzy Plover logo, the Evil Watertower became angry. The Good Watertower has serviced Plover with drinking water for a number of years and is loved by her customers. The Evil Watertower has worked for a factory all his life, where he has been abused, and even worse in his eyes, taken for granted. The Evil Watertower then started conspiring to take over the factory and the world. Then, he will no longer be ignored and taken for granted. Have you ever misplaced your keys, or forgotten something at the grocery store?

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www.vegard.net - One-liners This is the complete listing of all the one-liners you see on the top bottom of the page. Do you know a good one-liner that’s not listed here? Please send it to me . 43% of all statistics are worthless. 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. 99% of lawyers are giving the rest a bad name. A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man. A bad plan is better than no plan. A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist. A beautiful relationship does not depend upon how good we understand someone but on how well we avoid misunderstandings. A child of five would understand this. A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. A committee is a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. — Emo Philips A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. A conservative is a man who sits and thinks. A day for firm decisions! A drunk mans’ words are a sober mans’ thoughts.

Air Travel Since the dawn of history man has dreamed of flying, almost as often as man has dreamed of finding himself on his high school stage in his underwear.&&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') != -1||nav Just The Facts Airlines began carrying passengers for hire in the early 1900's. Cracked on Air Travel In the early, heady days of the airlines, air travel was a luxury and was treated as such. They would also have sex with you. As the industry was deregulated, competition increased and air travel became affordable to the masses. We avoid cliches like the plague. Passengers now have to contend with security lines, delays, packed waiting areas, and fellow travelers who look like the cast of Hee-Haw just finished setting a world record for "days without bathing." And more likely to result in contracting an airborne disease. Flight crews are no longer included in the cost of your ticket. How to Tell If Your Airline May Be Overcharging You 1. 2. 3. 4. Possible Future Fees

Hipster Hipsters couldn't incite more blind hatred if they were all ginger-haired Al-Qaeda members. But why? Could it be their taste in music? Fashion sense? Attitude of superiority? Just The Facts The term arose in the 40's to describe middle class whites acting like black musicians, now referred to as "nerdcore". A Brief History of Smug "Hipster" is another one of those subcultures that is hard to nail down. "You just don't appreciate the genius of Spoon like I do." While most well adjusted members of society view music as an enjoyable addendum to life, perhaps a distraction or even a hobby, hipsters know that music is serious business. Judging a Book by (What Pitchfork Says About) Its Cover If asked to define what it is to be a hipster, one might be tempted to give a number of answers. This would mean I lose if I wasn't listening to it to be ironic. Hipsters must therefore strive at all times to stay a step ahead of everyone else. Next year I'll be appointed Secretary of Bad Decisions!

41 Hilarious Mugshots Getting arrested sucks, but the unpleasantness of it all doesn't stop thousands of people from being apprehended every day -- and, to be fair, not everyone who gets nabbed is even close to what most would consider a criminal. Mugshots can tell us a lot; some spice up their gloomy trip by maintaining a cheerful attitude through the booking process, the results of which are funny and sometimes endearing mugshots. Others are unintentionally hilarious and their mugshots are proof that the ravages of drug addiction and street life can occasionally be funny (to others). The Smoking Gun has an enormous database of these photos. We've chosen the best from their bunches and scoured the rest of the internet for previously unseen comedy gold. Here are 41 hilarious mugshots. No mask would be better than these masks. Well, that's just lovely. A marker makes a great knife if humiliation is the desired result. He's been perfecting the look for a while now. Weird Al Wanna-Be Coolest Mugshot Ever Clearly Smug

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