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7 Resume Lies Employers Will Never Check

7 Resume Lies Employers Will Never Check
Many Human Resources staffers preach the dangers of lying on your resume, and they’re right to an extent. Inventing companies and inflating employment lengths can get you fired or at the very least embarrassed during the hiring process. But employers don’t want complete honesty, do they? There are plenty of facts that are better left private (don’t disclose your religion, age, race, etc.). So here are 7 “lies,” or careful manipulations of reality that will never get you into trouble (and they have a good shot of landing you a job) 1. No one in the hiring process wants to see an exhaustive list of duties from every job you’ve ever had. 2. Were you a member of a department that increased sales (or reduced expenses) by 10% for 5 years running? 3. Almost any job can be converted into numbers somehow: sales, expenses, efficiency, ranking, and especially anything with a dollar sign attached to it. 4. 5. So you waited tables at a coffee shop for two years, that doesn’t have to induce yawns.

The United States of GOOD Beer More Infographics on Good How to make your own photo mosaic online for free - Mosaically The Best Science Fiction Books (According to Reddit) Recently, someone asked Reddit for a list of the best science fiction books of all time. Being a fan of sci-fi, and wanting to expand my own reading list, I thought it would be helpful to tally the results and preserve them here for future reference. I've also included selected quotes from the comments, as well as my own notes on the books I've already read. PS: All book images in this post are copyright Amazon, and were retrieved using my Big Book Search Engine. So, without further ado, here are the Greatest Sci-Fi Books of All Time, ordered by upvote count: Dune Frank Herbert - 1965 "There's a reason it's the global top selling science fiction book of all time." - NibblyPig If you have a chance, track down the excellent full cast audiobook (unabridged!) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Douglas Adams - 1979 "I really love the cool combination of humor, philosophy, and sheer nuttiness of the entire series." - Scarbrow Ender's Game Orson Scott Card - 1985 Foundation Trilogy Isaac Asimov - 1942

The illustrated guide to a Ph.D. Imagine a circle that contains all of human knowledge: By the time you finish elementary school, you know a little: By the time you finish high school, you know a bit more: With a bachelor's degree, you gain a specialty: A master's degree deepens that specialty: Reading research papers takes you to the edge of human knowledge: Once you're at the boundary, you focus: You push at the boundary for a few years: Until one day, the boundary gives way: And, that dent you've made is called a Ph.D Of course, the world looks different to you now: So, don't forget the bigger picture: Keep pushing. There's a bit more below, but I also wrote a follow-up 5 years after the illustrated guide which may be of interest -- HOWTO: Get tenure. Related posts If you like these posts, then I recommend the book A PhD Is Not Enough Get it in print; fund students; save lives By request, a print version of The Illustrated Guide to a Ph.D. is on sale. Click here to preview or buy it. Why biology? License: Creative Commons Resources

The Egg Author's Note: The Egg is also available in the following languages: The Egg By: Andy Weir You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. And that’s when you met me. “What… what happened?” “You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. “There was a… a truck and it was skidding…” “Yup,” I said. “I… I died?” “Yup. You looked around. “More or less,” I said. “Are you god?” “Yup,” I replied. “My kids… my wife,” you said. “What about them?” “Will they be all right?” “That’s what I like to see,” I said. You looked at me with fascination. “Don’t worry,” I said. “Oh,” you said. “Neither,” I said. “Ah,” you said. “All religions are right in their own way,” I said. You followed along as we strode through the void. “Nowhere in particular,” I said. “So what’s the point, then?” “Not so!” I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. “Oh lots. “Wait, what?” “Sure. “Just me?

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Synonyms for Said | complete list of said synonyms The synonyms for said are listed below according to their usage. If there is one word that is over used it is the word 'said' when writing dialog. I said, he said, she said, etc., makes for a boring dialog to say the least. Depending on the dialog or the situation in which the synonym of said is to be used, you can find the appropriate said synonym in one of the lists below. I've put the words into groups so that the synonyms are easier to find. As can be seen below, there are any number of synonyms for said. Seriously! Before we get to the list, though, let's use the following dialog for a short example of how to best make use of the synonyms for said. John said, "Let's go to the movies." Obviously, the above is exaggerated but it serves our purpose. One alternative would be something that looks like the following. John said, "Let's go to the movies." OK. Synonyms For Said - Reporting Synonyms For Said - Explaining Synonyms For Said - Arguing Synonyms For Said - Suggesting

Is a lower GPA a deal breaker at the top graduate schools? (x-post from r/GradSchool) : gradadmissions Trekking list digg 1. Paddle the Grand Canyon Tackle 300 miles of some of the most powerful white water on the planet the old-school way, in a wooden boat.Why: Spending 13 to 18 days navigating the Colorado River through the mile-deep canyon, gazing up at 2 1/2 billion years’ worth of the earth’s crust on a nimble dory that launches you off the lips of roiling rapids turns you into a geologist, a waterman, and a more humble human being. 2. The Chyulu Hills of Kenya—the inspiration for Hemingway’s Green Hills of Africa—are where three national parks converge to protect lions, rhinos, elephants, buffalo, and leopards—the big five—and Masai warriors have become its conservationists and guides. 3. The world’s largest mammal can reach lengths of 100 feet (think three school buses) and weigh in at 200 tons—more than an entire herd of elephants. 4. 5. 6. You’ll be stripped of your watch and cellphone. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. Moab meets the Grand Canyon 200 miles south of the U.S. Source: menshealth

List of fictional swords This article lists fictional swords. For swords originating in mythology and legend see List of mythological swords. In Arthurian fiction[edit] The sword Excalibur is important in the Matter of Britain — Arthurian literature and myth.[1] Some examples of works which retell the tale of the sword include: Bernard Cornwell: The Warlord Chronicles[edit] Caledfwlch: The sword of Arthur ap Neb, analogous with Excalibur in most traditions.Hywelbane: The sword of Derfel Cadarn, champion of DumnoniaThe Christ-blade (formerly Tanlladwyr, "Brightkiller"): The sword of Sir Lancelot Stephen R. The Sword of Britain (the Sword in the Stone): The sword of Magnus Maximus (Macsen Wledig), Aurelius Ambrosius, Uther, and Arthur consecutively. T. Excalibur: The sword which "Wart" pulls from the stone, leading him to be crowned King Arthur. Other Western European medieval fiction[edit] Beowulf[edit] The Faerie Queene[edit] Matter of France[edit] In Chinese fiction[edit] Romance of the Three Kingdoms[edit] J.M. C.S.

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