Albino Blacksheep cs.virginia A Thoughtful Look at Men and Women SHE DRIVES FOR A RELATIONSHIP. HE'S LOST IN THE TRANSMISSION By DAVE BARRY CONTRARY to what many women believe, it's fairly easy to develop a long-term, stable, intimate, and mutually fulfilling relationship with a guy. Of course this guy has to be a Labrador retriever. With human guys, it's extremely difficult. This is because guys don't really grasp what women mean by the term relationship. Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. The Spoof - Face transplant lady unhappy with new beard A group of mad, garlic-guzzling French doctors have revealed that the hideously disfigured woman who recently received a face transplant is unhappy with her new designer look. The donor, a 47-year-old dead man who was alive right up until his death, apparently had a large amount of facial fuzz. Reports say that he had quite a bushy moustache and a three-week old beard - slightly more than that of the average French woman. The crazy surgeons who performed the pioneering procedure revealed that the decision was taken to proceed with the operation after a quick discussion in the operating theatre over a glass of wine and a few cigarettes:"Most French women are quite hirsute anyway so we didn't think it would really make much of a difference to her," said the bonkers Dr Jean-Claude Stankey-Pugh, "I once knew a woman who was half-French and half-English - she shaved under one arm.
Comics, Quizzes, and Stories The Spoof - Current Jokes - laugh, jokes, joke of the day, funny Showing page 1 (of 576 pages) One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.... Disabled Man On The Beach A man with no legs is lying on the beach, when three attractive blondes approach him. Masturbating Joke A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, Son, if you dont stop doing that, youll go blind. My Photograph Memory For some reason people always seem to be amazed when I tell them that I have a photographic memory. submitted by Bureau, 19 April 2014 The Really Bad Day! A Really Bad Day There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. submitted by Bureau, 18 April 2014 Chelsea Clinton What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Man Killed By Wife A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. Those Your Cattle in Texas Mr.
Hyperbole and a Half World Philosophy Day +1 this page: Follow us on Google+: Like/share this page: Follow us on facebook: Quick Facts World Philosophy Day is celebrated on the third Thursday of November each year. Local names World Philosophy Day 2014 Thursday, November 20, 2014 World Philosophy Day 2015 Thursday, November 19, 2015List of dates for other years World Philosophy Day annually observed on the third Thursday of November to honor philosophical reflections around the world. Philosophers such as Socrates have contributed to modern thinking in society. ©iStockphoto.com/Brigida_Soriano What do people do? World Philosophy Day is a United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) initiative that draws people around the world to engage in shared reflection on contemporary issues. Different organizations, community groups and government agencies in many countries, including (but not exclusive to) Chile, France, Morocco, the Philippines, and Turkey, have participated in actively promoting World Philosophy Day.