MY GIRLFRIEND’S BJ CURRENCY IS HYPERINFLATED by Snuffy Johnson - Artist: Hrystia Kaminska
At some odd point in my relationship, my girlfriend started paying for things in blowjobs. It started out innocently enough. She was working on a sitcom spec and needed some sample scripts from a show. I tracked down a few, and she responded that she owed me two blowjobs. Never one to turn down a hummer (well, that's not true -- I did once tell my Alzheimer's-suffering grandmother that I wasn't interested), she quickly offered a certain number of blowjobs for tasks she couldn't or wouldn't do. Something small like helping her put some boxes on a high shelf might net one Slurpee, while a more time-consuming or arduous task like degreasing our microwave could be worth seven suckdowns. It happened in Germany, leading to the rise of the Nazis and Adolph Hitler.
PHILOSOPHY POSTERS by Max Temkin | News | Design | Arts | Tech | Entertainment | Latest News | The Skunk Pot
Philosophy is the study of general and fundamental problems, such as those connected with existence, knowledge, values, reason, mind, and language. Philosophy is distinguished from other ways of addressing such problems by its critical, generally systematic approach and its reliance on rational argument. The word “philosophy” comes from the Greek φιλοσοφία (philosophia), which literally means “love of wisdom“. In this case, Max Temkin, the artist, wanted to create posters with quotes that motivated people to think ‘different‘. More about Max Temkin’s philosophy posters Also check out AMAZING SLEEPING BABIES PHOTOGRAPHY and MAPPING STEREOTYPES
Why I Didn't Buy You A Drink (5 pics)
Pics | 19 Jan, 2010 | Views: 298090 | Funny thread from Craiglist Do you like it? It is just one of the thousands of posts that we have on the Acidcow.com. Stop.
DIY storybook paper roses | DIY Wedding
DIY storybook paper roses You’re going to love today’s DIY project so much that you’re going to want to start tearing pages out from old books tonight! Remember the storybook roses in Shanna + Richard’s wedding? Sweet, right? Floral designer, Cathy Brim of Bloom Floral Design created the elegant branch bouquets seen in their ceremony using Valerie Lloyd’s paper roses design, and now we’re jumping-out-of-the-pages excited that Valerie is sharing her DIY secrets with you! <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-17711" title="diy-paper-flowers-1" src="<a pearltreesdevid="PTD650" rel="nofollow" href=" class="vglnk"><span pearltreesdevid="PTD651">http</span><span pearltreesdevid="PTD653">://</span><span pearltreesdevid="PTD655">www</span><span pearltreesdevid="PTD657">. Step 1: Gather materials. Step 2: Cutting. Step 3: Shaping. Step 4: Rolling the center. Step 5: Attaching petals. Step 6: Finishing.
The dog that hasn’t missed a single riot for years
There have been lots of riots and protests from both anarchists and workers in Athens, Greece specially the past few years. One interesting thing is that there is one dog that is spotted at these riots from 2008 till today December 12. 2008 December 17. 2008 December 18. 2008 December 22. 2008 It is the same dog on every picture and it is funny how it takes part in riots over several years. January 9. 2009 March 4. 2009 May 9. 2009 December 6. 2009 February 24. 2010 March 5. 2010 March 11. 2010 Date unknown 21. 5. Other dogs that likes to be in the spotlight are the dogs that are competing for the title “World’s ugliest dog”.
Portfolio - Underwater Photography
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Angry squirrel I don't know who wrote this, but he tells it quite visually and it's sure worth a laugh or two...If nothing else gives you a good belly laugh this year this will and will last the whole year. I never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! Little did I suspect. I was on Brice Street - a very nice neighborhood with perfect lawns and slow traffic. It was a squirrel, and must have been trying to run across the road when it encountered the car. I barely had time to brace for the impact. Inches before impact, the squirrel flipped to his feet. His mouth opened, and at the last possible second, he screamed and leapt! He shot straight up, flew over my windshield, and impacted me squarely in the chest. Snarling, hissing, and tearing at my clothes, he was a frenzy of activity. I grabbed for him with my left hand. It really should have. This was not even an ordinary angry squirrel. Torque. Picture a new scene.
Personalised Classic Novels | U Star Novels
U Star Classics allows you to step into a personalized edition of your favorite classic book starring you alongside your friends, family members or even work colleagues! Step into a famous tale of adventure, romance, paranormal or humour! Now you can star in some of the world's greatest first edition personalized classic novels, from Pride and Prejudice, Alice in Wonderland, Romeo & Juliet to Dracula, Frankenstein and many more coming soon. Become part of these classic books that have thrilled readers for generations. Gifts to be treasured forever! With U Star Personalized Classics, the plot remains the same, the only thing that changes is that it could be you following the yellow brick road, or your brother hunting vampires in the darkest depths of Transylvania, or your best friend starring in one of the best-loved romances of all time alongside her own Mr Darcy! You can even write a personal dedication and read the story behind the novel you're about to star in.
