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Hilariously Awkward Facebook Interactions What happens when you insult the boss you’ve added as a friend and ask a friend if their child is stoned? The most hilariously awkward Facebook interactions ever: My Goatee Isn’t Stupid Why You Don’t Friend Your Boss On Facebook Putting Your Credit Card On Facebook…. Osama Vs Obama Facepalm Hilariously Awkward Facebook Interactions: That’s A Lot Of Likes Why Moms Shouldn’t Be Allowed On Facebook That Is Not How Internet Shopping Works This Was Not David’s Finest Moment And The Ultimate… Why You Don’t Cross Your Brother

Morning Glory Rainbow Pool - Yellow Stone National Park. I'm ready for the outdoors. Do you know how to fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? This. Perfect. Seinfeld really is a great show. Just Stephen Hawking... Stunning Images of Paint Being Dropped in Water The images that you see before you appear to be different things to different people. Because of my obsession with the National Geographic and the Discovery Channel, to me, the images below appear to be some newly discovered creatures from the deep sea or images released by NASA of newly discovered galaxies. These stunning images are taken by British photographer, Mark Mawson, who has been taking pictures for over 22 years and specializing in shooting under water scenes. For his Aqueous Series, he takes several drops of colored paint and drops it into a tank of water. Have a look at the images below and make sure you check out the work of Mark Mawson. Posted on December 13, 2011 Got something to say? Comment Rules: Keep it civil, and please do not use your site URL in either your name or the comment text.

Jenny vs. Spencer - StumbleUpon JENNY vs. SPENCER: SPENCER RESPONDS! I'm sure that everyone has seen Jenny quitting via dry-erase board, but now Jenny's mysterious boss has responded the same way. What we SHOULD have been taught in our senior year of high school All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP My kind of world... Halloween is the best. Like a boss. Fluorite- It kind of looks like the night sky. Titanic - Then and Now But who gave her the cigarette? Likely outcomes of owning a real lightsaber.

E-mails from an Asshole From Mike Partlow to *********@*********.org: Hey, I couldn't help but notice your ad looking for a Comanche. I don't have one, but seeing as it is such a rare car I figured I'd help you out and put you in touch with a friend of mine who is selling his. Would you like his contact information? Mike From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow: yeah that would be great thanks From Mike Partlow to Joel *******: Okay, it is ***********@gmail.com. ok thanks From Joel ******* to Leo D: hey there your friend mike told me that you were interested in selling your jeep comanche? From Leo D to Joel *******: Ugh...freaking Mike. Sorry about that. Leo From Joel ******* to Leo D: okay... From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell: hey your friend leo told me you were selling a comanche? From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******: Ah, Leo! i dunno. i just met him online Do me a favor, will ya? are you selling a jeep comanche? What did Leo say? he said he is good Great! oh god dammit. fine give him my email Will do! Hey, I just talked to Leo. Yes!

Problem Gambling Cruise Ship VS Nursing Home About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, etc., all seemed very familiar with this lady. I asked our waiter who the lady was, expecting to be told that she owned the line, but he said he only knew that she had been on board for the last four cruises, back to back. As we left the dining room one evening I caught her eye and stopped to say hello. We chatted and I said, "I understand you've been on this ship for the last four cruises". So, there will be no nursing home in my future. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. Now hold on for the best! PS.

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