6 Products Designed Solely to Make You a Worse Person The beauty of the free market is that it doesn't judge you. In most American cities you can--in one shopping trip--buy a shotgun, shells, a children's swimming pool and enough tacos to fill it up, and nobody will raise an eyebrow as long as your card doesn't reject the charges. But even the rational self-interest of the market takes the encouragement of our bad habits a bit too far. These are the products that seem specifically intended to turn us into a grave hazard to ourselves and others. The next time an officer of the law pulls you over after a long night knocking 'em back at T.J. Ah, hold on. It will make you fear the law? Anyway, the makers of the coyly named Antipoleez breath mints tout them as having a "unique combination of components (which) work to increase the consumption of breath producing molecules by the epithelium of the mucous coat of the upper respiratory passages resulting in clean, fresh breath." Fuck you.
Astrology Software 101: What are the top 5 astrology software programs? - National Holistic Science & Spirit If you are planning on going the whole nine yards into professional astrology, the following programs are some of the best on the market. These companies offer licenses to print out their reports and sell them separately on your website or to your clients through e-mail or snail mail. A few offer promotional materials to set up shop and note taking, report writing, wheel design and database indexing for thousands of charts. The Top 5 Astrology Software Programs: 1. Includes: Forecasting, Relationship Analysis , Electional Astrology , Relocation Astrology, Rectification Classical, Medieval and Horary, Cosmobiology and Uranian, Esoteric and Prenatal, Vedic, Chinese, Huber ,Asteroids ,Fixed Stars ,Eclipses , Other Astronomical Cycles and Declination , In Mundo and Off-the Ecliptic, Harmonics , Diurnals ,Other Advanced and Cutting-Edge Calculations. Solar Fire Writer Reports Excellent reports by professional astrologers: Birth Chart, Relationship, Forecast and Astro Intelligence Reports 2.
6 Beloved Characters That Had Undiagnosed Mental Illnesses It's unlikely that the writers who created these characters consciously decided they would give them an undiagnosed mental disorder as one of their traits. Maybe they were just borrowing behaviors of a "quirky" friend, or maybe the writers suffered from the disorder and wrote the characters to mimic their own life. But one way or another, these characters show all the symptoms ... #6. Sherlock Holmes -- Asperger's Syndrome It's tough to pin down the exact personality traits of Sherlock Holmes, since his story has been recycled in so many incarnations. xraypictures"Solving crimes is all well and good, Watson, but I have a Yu-Gi-Oh! The Red Flags Before you skip down to the comments to submit your passionate defense of Holmes' mental state, we're not the only ones who think he shows up on the autism spectrum. Getty"Holmes, stop looking through my stuff for clues. "Care for a 70th rendition of 'Baa Baa Black Sheep,' my dear Watson?" "Flashperger's"? #5. The whole situation is pretty forked. #4.
4 Amazing Underground Dwellings! Get closer to nature by living in an underground home built from sustainable materials I’ve always wanted to live in an underground dwelling because it’s the closest I’ll ever get to living like a Hobbit, and it seems like the perfect place to go in case zombies attack. Most importantly, underground homes are very eco-friendly and are built directly into the earth, which means they take up less construction material and produce less waste. Here are 4 underground homes that get my “thumbs up” for being truly green and innovative: 1. This earthen home designed by KWK Promes has a grass roof that absorbs water and helps to regulate temperature inside the home. 2. Designed by Dutch architecture firm SeaRCH and Christian Müller Architects , this beautiful underground home located in a Swiss village has rooms that wrap around an interior courtyard, and they all get flooded with natural light. 3. This low impact woodland home was built in Wales by Simon Dale. 4.
Introduction to Tarot Cards Tarot Class by Michele Introduction to the Tarot The course will be generic in nature and will not be keyed to any specific deck. As long as you are using a standard Tarot deck with a theme that does not cause the interpretations to stray too far from the traditional, you should be able to follow along. The interpretations given will be simple, basic and have been culled from many sources. They are by no means "the correct" interpretations, but they will be based on the "traditional" meanings. I will not go into a long history of the Tarot here, too many books are available which can discuss this topic much more intelligently than I can. The Court Cards represent other people in our lives or aspects of our own personality. Some of the more common alternate names are: Wands - Staves Cups - Vessels, Bowls Swords - Crystals Pentacles - Disks, Coins I have included some basic astrological descriptions as the two systems, Astrology and Tarot seem to complement each other. Tarot Progression
Astrology Software Matrix 13 Useful Keyboard Shortcuts For the Insane Workplace Everyone here at Cracked is pretty adept at using computers, and indeed we've had to be, ever since they told us we had to stop making magazines. And as with most computer-savvy people, we make heavy use of shortcuts and keystrokes to make our jobs easier, because apparently fannying about all day in comfortable chairs isn't easy enough for us limp-wristed chuckle-peddlers. LOL, looks like you guys could use a keyboard shortcut for not dying in a methane explosion, are we right? Because we can't do a god-damned thing without enumerating its many variations and rating them on badassedness, we decided to do that here with our favorite keyboard shortcuts. These are shortcuts that we use every day at Cracked. You'll recognize some of them, but others may be unfamiliar as our IT department has implemented a number of different desktop extensions to improve our mirth-ficiency. The Classics: Ctrl-C, Ctrl-X, Ctrl-V Data Entry Professional's Choice: Tab Let's Get Out Of Here: F6
Welcome to Adopt-A-Native-Elder Zentips Cafe Astrology Astrology Signs, Horoscopes, Love 6 Insane Coincidences You Won't Believe Actually Happened America's Freak Luck During the Battle of Midway The Battle of Midway may be remembered as one of the most spectacular naval battles in history and one of the huge turning points in the Pacific theater, but it started out as a pure clusterfuck for the Americans. Despite going into battle with most of Japan's game plan in their pocket thanks to American codebreakers/Bothan spies, the U.S. Navy had little to show for it in the early hours of June 4, 1942. Just about every aircraft that took on the Japanese that day was destroyed, and all without delivering any serious damage. Where it Gets Weird: There was one squadron of American dive bombers lead by Lieutenant Commander C. His squadron started dropping like flies until, in an act of sheer luck that would make even J.K. Where it Gets Even Weirder: This winning of the lottery twice in the same day dealt the Japanese Navy's first defeat in almost 300 years, and a lopsided victory for the Americans that the Imperials never recovered from.
Amphetamines (Adderall) - Explosive - 17996 Citation: Euphoriac. "Explosive: An Experience with Amphetamines (Adderall) (ID 17996)". Erowid.org. Jul 21, 2005. erowid.org/exp/17996 A little background: I’m 15, about 165 pounds, I’m just starting out on fluoxetine (20mg/day), and I’ve been using various substances for the past year or so. Yesterday, I got offered Adderall. By the way, I snorted the stuff at approximately 12:00am T+0:05 I can feel it now, a huge headrush and a blast of energy, I’m shaking all over, and I’m jittery and anxious, but in a good way, like I’m just fully awake and aware. T+0:30 wow, this is unreal. T+1:00 I figure this must be full effect, because I’m not only totally high, but I’m also quite paranoid (every sound is my father coming to my room about to catch me). T+1:30 I’m finished with the report and now I’m bored again. T+2:30 I can feel a little bit of fade, so I relax and try to find something to read. T+4:00 Oh my god, I’m in pain. Four hours later, I crash in the middle of math class. -ep