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If you prefer writing bite-sized comedy, we're always looking for people to create or write the sorts of funny charts/infographics that are so popular on the internet these days (like Dreams: Inception vs. Reality [CHART]). You can post them right now. Here's how:If you want to make a chart or infographic about current events (news, politics, sports or other stuff going on in pop culture) post it here. If you have any other possible idea for an infographic or are not sure where it goes, post it here. If we like it, we'll put it on the front page and you'll get paid. Related:  Jobs to look for

The Ultimate Guide to Writing Better Than You Normally Do. Writing is a muscle. Smaller than a hamstring and slightly bigger than a bicep, and it needs to be exercised to get stronger. Think of your words as reps, your paragraphs as sets, your pages as daily workouts. Think of your laptop as a machine like the one at the gym where you open and close your inner thighs in front of everyone, exposing both your insecurities and your genitals. Procrastination is an alluring siren taunting you to google the country where Balki from Perfect Strangers was from, and to arrange sticky notes on your dog in the shape of hilarious dog shorts. The blank white page. Mark Twain once said, “Show, don’t tell.” Finding a really good muse these days isn’t easy, so plan on going through quite a few before landing on a winner. There are two things more difficult than writing. It’s so easy to hide in your little bubble, typing your little words with your little fingers on your little laptop from the comfort of your tiny chair in your miniature little house.

6 Things They Say Hurt Careers (That Statistics Say Help) With economic recovery moving slower than a stoned snail and companies receiving 10,000 applications for 90 positions, everyone's concerned with job security. But have no fear, we at Cracked are here to help. It turns out that many of the ways we intuitively believe we're improving our success in the workforce are totally wrong. If you want to get ahead, you'd be better advised to ... #6. Whatever positive thing you can say about alcohol (like, say, you have it to thank for the loss of your virginity), it sure as hell isn't going to help your career. Not so, says the Journal of Labor Research. Photos.com"Hey, my stocks are up. Why? Photos.com"You're a terrible doctor, Steve, but you're a hell of a good time. On the other hand, sober working drones may be seen as good workers, but are less likely to make these close personal relationships. And just in case you thought that the rule is as simple as "Be a nice guy and you'll be rewarded," it actually turns out that it's more helpful to ...

Submit a Review - Reading Addicts For those of you who follow us on our Facebook page, you’ll understand how this page has grown to be. If you’ve just stumbled across the website, you’re welcome too. As readers will be aware, I always keep everyone up to date with what I am reading, but now I want to find out what you are reading too! It’s lovely to have an incentive to submit a review, and I’m afraid ours is only small. If you love to read and would love to share your reviews with us to publish in the Reading Addicts review section, then simply follow our guidelines below. Reviews must be written in English: Although reviews must be written in the English language, don’t worry that they have to be perfect, just good enough will do. Reviews must be a minimum of 200 words: We think 200 is perfect for a basic review, but there’s no upper limit. Reviews must be original content: By this we mean that what you submit mustn’t be a copy/paste of something you have submitted somewhere else on the Internet. Consider spoilers:

The Costume Survey The 7 Most Elaborate Dick Moves in Online Gaming History Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games (MMORPGs) are a psychological test we pay to fail. We've looked at the biggest dick moves in online gaming before, but multiplayer games are just like the rest of the Internet -- no matter how big a dick you've seen, somewhere there's an even bigger one doing unspeakable things to people. Runescape is a free MMPORG that anyone can access through a browser. She's just so clingy they stop breathing. Player "Cursed You" was celebrating the fact that he'd maxed out on the recently added Construction skill by inviting people to a home he'd built with his hard-won expertise. runescape.wikia.comAny discovery requires repeated trials. In a way which makes psychologists cry, and necessary, they immediately began killing innocent bystanders. This was one of the most valuable items stolen. They kept murdering for a full hour before they got bored.

Writing Process WebQuest Introduction | Task | Process | Evaluation | Conclusion | Credits | Introduction Have you ever wondered why English teachers require so many rules for writing? After all, writing is just sharing ideas, right? In this webquest, you are going to learn the answers to all of those questions and more. NOTE: Modifications will be made as needed for learners who may struggle with reading comprehension, or any step of the webquest process. Task aaaaa Your task is to compose an informative essay that follows the writing process. 1) The team e-mail letter (to Mrs. 3-5 paragraphs (including an introductory parargraph) Complete sentences (NO run-ons or fragments) 5 benefits of using the Writing Process MLA formatting for a formal letter (see the Little Brown Handbook for an example, online or in class) Appropriate tone for a formal letter (reference on "tone" / don't be afraid to ask questions after you take notes) 2) Your informative essay must contain: graphic organizer (sample: Mrs. Process Images:

50 Helpful Resources That Will Enhance Your Writing Skills Written by Smashing Editorial Effective writing skills are to a writer what petrol is to a car. Like the petrol and car relationship, without solid skills writers cannot move ahead. Of course, effective writing requires a good command of the language in which you write or want to write. We collected over 50 useful and practical tools and resources that will help you to improve your writing skills. 1. Ultimate Style: The Rules Of Writing The web’s ultimate guide to grammar provides a database of topics and an easy-to-search A-Z list of common questions (via) Use English Punctuation Correctly A quick and useful crash course in English punctuation. HyperGrammar An extensive electronic grammar course at the University of Ottawa’s Writing Centre. Grammar Girl Mignon Fogarty’s quick and dirty tips for better writing. Writer’s Block A compact resource with over 20 articles that cover abbreviations, capitalization, numbers, punctuation, word usage and writing styles. 2. Dr. 3. 4. Practical tips 5.

ASL lessons - American Sign Language lessons ASL University Lessons Page: [Note to all teachers: You are welcome to use the Lifeprint Curriculum to teach your classes. Please know though that small improvements and revisions are made to the lessons frequently. - Dr. Bill] Resources: ► Quizzes (Note: Check with your instructor! Different instructors use different quizzes. Dr. Vicars' students should use the quiz links from their syllabus Introduction: Course Orientation | Deaf Culture | ASL Basics | Fingerspelling | Numbers Unit 1: Lesson 1 | Lesson 2 | Lesson 3 | Lesson 4 | Lesson 5 Unit 2: Lesson 6 | Lesson 7 | Lesson 8 | Lesson 9 | Lesson 10 Unit 3: Lesson 11 | Lesson 12 | Lesson 13 | Lesson 14 | Lesson 15 ASL 2 (Second Semester) [First Year Spring Semester] [Public School K-12: Point five (.5) credits] [University: Four (4) Semester-Credit-Hours or Six (6) Quarter-Credit-Hours] [Continuing Education: Six (6) CEUs] [Course Contact Hours: 40 to 60]

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