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Simon's Cat 'TV Dinner'

Simon's Cat 'TV Dinner'

MAFALDA, LE FLE, C'EST SON DADA The Principia Discordia A jug of wine, A leg of lamb And thou! Beside me, Whistling in the darkness. Be Ye Not Lost Among Precepts of Order... - The Book of Uterus 1;5 Some excerpts from an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by THE GREATER METROPOLITAN YORBA LINDA HERALD-NEWS-SUN-TRIBUNE-JOURNAL-DISPATCH-POST AND SAN FRANCISCO DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC REPORT & POPE POOP. GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what?MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. GP: Maybe you are just crazy.M2: Indeed! GP: Is Eris true? GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives? GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE? Principia Discordia or How I Found Goddess & What I Did To Her When I found Her being a Beginning Introduction to The Erisian Mysterees Which is Most Interesting -><- as Divinely Revealed to My High Reverence MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, KSC Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold and HIGH PRIEST of THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE) HAIL ERIS! Respectfully, 10. St.

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Les Sombres légendes de la terre - Loup-Garou | Web-animation La 5ème édition du WebProgram-Festival International francophone, qui s'est déroulé du 25 au 27 mars 2014, a attiré plus de 400 professionnels sur les trois jours : réalisateurs, éditeurs, scénaristes, producteurs, diffuseurs, designers, comédiens, auteurs, compositeurs, community managers… Ce 5ème WebProgram-Festival International a connu des chiffres en hausse par rapport à l’édition précédente : 151 programmes inscrits avec plus de 400 films en compétition dont 85 en sélection officielle, 201 017 pages vues par 52 741 visiteurs uniques (+8% par rapport à 2013), 140 434 programmes visionnés (+31%) pour 23 198 votants (+34%). Retrouvez également sur le site les interviews réalisés pendant le festival, ainsi que les pitches de projets enregistrés dans le Web-Maton et les sujets tournés par les élèves du Lycée Merleau Ponty de Rochefort, la galerie photos et la revue de presse.

The OSTRICH Story A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual asks the waitress?" "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" found an old lamp. me two wishes. would always be there."

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