Thats Why I Dumped You - Its Not Me, Its You Follow Us: You always put your mother first. For her birthday dinner you baked lasagna and chocolate cake. For my birthday dinner you opened a can of franks and beans. franks and beans your mother After 20 minutes, I saw you emerge from a Porto Potty (for a construction crew) across from my house. couth (lack of) last date Porto Potty The first time you spent the night I heard you shamelessly, farting away on the toilet! farting shameless toilet You looked normal enough, but when I pulled up to your house, to take you on our first (and last) date, I felt like I was enterin the set of “Hoarders”. hoarders hoarding not normal I’m missing lipstick, mascara and a few pairs of panties… I bet you have them. lipstick mascara panties You insisted we couldn’t afford cinnamon, but you had no trouble unloading $500 at the casino the following weekend. gambling money You got mad at me for not watching you sleep. crazy sleep canopy mountains coffee can diarrhea ruined seats animals birds Cornish Game Hen Dinner
7 Ways Facebook Complicates Dating Yes, Facebook connects us with the people in our lives. Sometimes, however, the social network can complicate our dating. Here are seven examples. Information about your current partner, ex, or a potential boyfriend or girlfriend to-be can be too much to handle! For example, if her status update says, “Goin’out tonight. There’s a good chance that the love of your life is one of your Facebook friends, and that can be a very good thing or something quite painful. Or, you might see a guy you’re interested in tagged in a photo with another woman. Facebook lets your friends speculate about your relationship status. Your friend says, “So dude, I see this girl, Jessica, who writes on your wall…all the time! As if dating wasn’t awkward enough, Facebook makes it even worse. A lot of guys resort to sending messages in making a first move on a girl. Some guys go a step further and make a move by writing on a girl’s wall, making their efforts a public spectacle. Have you ever seen this one before?
Marriage From a Kid's Perspective The next month or two of work on Xanga 2.0 is going to be busy, so I wanted to share with everyone a roadmap of how we’re thinking about things! We’re dividing the work on this project into four basic phases. Phase 1. Data migration As described here, we’ve imported over every account that we have on Xanga over to the new system so that anyone who could sign into Xanga can still sign into Xanga 2.0. Finally and most important of all, we’ve imported over 2 million blogs from the old system. * We’ve archived the blogs of the hundreds of thousands of blogs where the user has logged in in the past 5 years and has at least two subscribers. * We did an additional set of archives for 200k users who had logged in the past year and had at least 10 blogs. * We’ve also archived the blogs of every single user that’s ever been premium at any point in the past… And of course, a lot of you guys archived your own blogs using the old Xanga archive generator. Phase 2. Phase 3. Phase 4.
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Texts From Last Night » Theme Parties Theme Parties You’ve been avoiding the clock all afternoon. Only a few hours left until the longest work week of all time comes to a close and you deserve a drink or six, damn it. After sending the last set of revisions to Bob (that asshole), you finally allow yourself to peek at the clock. 11am. That can’t be…you’ve been here since forever ago, it’s quitting time. Looking at your computer, you notice a new email…from Bob. Let’s just be honest with ourselves here — we could all use an excuse to get a little out of hand every now and then…even when “every now” happens to be a Tuesday and “then” happened to have been just last Saturday. 1. (204): We need you. (757): tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning? (814): we’re havin a 400 loko party for joe pa’s 400th win. come get loko 2. (605): Can you give me a hickey quick? (248): im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend… 3.
Things That Women Wish Men Knew Okay guys, pay attention. We have been polling women everywhere to compile a list of Things Women Wish Men Knew. While we can't guarantee that these are universal truths that apply to every woman, it's a good start. As a further disclaimer, please be aware that this list is compiled from suggestions made by several individual women who do not claim to be experts in anything except their own opinions, and is unapologetically politically incorrect. Ladies, we'd love to have your contributions and suggestions. The more help you can give us NiceGuys, the better off we'll all be. In no particular order... Things that women wish men knew It's ok to kiss on the first date Now, some of us are more comfortable with this than others, but overall, we've found that a guy who wants to give you a nice polite kiss goodnight is actually interested. Good Luck!!! - "Mr.
100 Ways You Can Start Loving Yourself Right&160;Now ... - StumbleUpon Radical Self Love is a big topic. Kind of daunting, actually. If you want to delve into it, where do you begin? Make lists of reasons why you love yourself… & write down (or keep mental lists) of the compliments other people give you. Reach out to others… …& do it regularly. Think of a way you could make your life easier — then do it. Change the way you think about food. Stretch in the mornings. Really listen to people when they are speaking. Have media black-out days. Have that “awkward” conversation. Read through the results when you search Tumblr for “love yourself”… & be proud at the way this generation — YOUR GENERATION — is shaping up. Ask for help. Know that you are good enough ALL THE TIME. Find a mantra & hold it close. Print out Sark’s picture & stick it in your Radical Self Love Bible. Do your very, very best to stop judging people. Explore your sexuality. Express love in as many ways as you can. Wear sequins. Take a bubblebath wearing a tiara. Embrace the unknown. Run away.