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Your Daily Dose of Quotes (30 pics Nov 09/11 Your Daily Dose of Quotes (30 pics) Daily selection of quotes. Smart, stupid, funny, love, friendship, etc. Cosmic Spew — Our Minds May Never Be Able To Comprehend… Monday, February 3, 2014 NASA Releases Stunning Image of Saturn's Hexagonal North Pole Posted By: Chris Morrow Posted by Chris Morrow at 12:33 PM Email ThisBlogThis! Labels: Pic, Saturn, Science, Space Sunday, January 26, 2014 The Evolution of Dubai Posted by Chris Morrow at 1:06 PM Labels: Dubai, Pic, Technology Monday, January 20, 2014 Richard Sherman Channeled His Inner WWE Posted by Chris Morrow at 2:11 AM Labels: NFL, Richard Sherman, Sports, Video Thursday, January 16, 2014 Astronomer Catches Jupiter's Rotation From Io's POV Posted by Chris Morrow at 2:32 AM Labels: Astronomy, Jupiter, Pic, Science Monday, January 13, 2014 Dogbacca vs Catbacca, Who Ya Got? Posted by Chris Morrow at 12:23 AM Labels: Cat, Chewbacca, Dog, Pic Sunday, January 12, 2014 Supermassive Black Hole Destroys Star Posted by Chris Morrow at 11:31 PM Labels: Astronomy, Black Hole, Pic, Science, Video Saturday, January 11, 2014 Numbers of the Beast Posted by Chris Morrow at 3:52 PM Labels: Pic, Religion Friday, January 10, 2014

What we SHOULD have been taught in our senior year of high school All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP Who Says That? i'm a lady...pt 1 251 170 107 126 124 140 91 212 194 376 209 267 176 318 198 143 200 105 438 144 214 63 78 177 74 131 171 75 173 100 150 96 71 202 100 160 195 146 90 100 85 67 251 125 99 94 112 76 75 146 50 73 60 212 210 61 96 167 149 100 96 99 199 76 125 90 203 99 139 56 142 98 215 95 85 35 35 339 210 126 111 228 76 134 86 89 461 95 74 42 72 66 53 86 86 52 80 48 You’re a vegan ? …vegan theory 101 people: If it’s use an animal product or you die, you get to use the animal product. Live vegans do more good than dead ones. And as a second counterpoint, the production of antivenin/antivenom (both are correct), is nothing like the dairy industry. The only way for a cow to produce milk is for her to be pregnant or to have recently been pregnant. This produces little baby calves. “Milking” a snake for venom does not require that the snake be pregnant, nor does it contribute to some weird snakeveal industry.

A.S.B. • Who doesn't like a blonde joke? A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. Quotes and Famous Sayings Buddha Quotes | Dalai Lama Quotes | Zen Provebs | Lao Tzu Quotes The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there. - Robert M. PirsigThe quieter you become, the more you can hear. – Baba Ram DassYou must neither strive for truth nor seek to lose your illusions. – The ShodokaZen is not some kind of excitement, but merely concentration on our usual everyday routine. – Shunryu SuzukiThe most important point is to accept yourself and stand on your two feet. – Shunryu SuzukiDon’t seek reality, just put an end to opinions – Sheng-ts' anWhen you get there, there isn’t any there there – Gertrude SteinWater which is too pure has no fish – Ts'ai Ken T'anNothing is exactly as it seems, nor is it otherwise – Alan WattsThe instant you speak about a thing, you miss the mark – Wu-menOnly a crystal clear question yields a transparent answer – Zen ProverbAll of the significant battles are waged within the self – Sheldon KoppLife is the only thing worth living for – Zen Proverb

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