E-mails from an Asshole

From Mike Partlow to *********@*********.org: Hey, I couldn't help but notice your ad looking for a Comanche. I don't have one, but seeing as it is such a rare car I figured I'd help you out and put you in touch with a friend of mine who is selling his. Would you like his contact information? Mike From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow: yeah that would be great thanks From Mike Partlow to Joel *******: Okay, it is ***********@gmail.com. ok thanks From Joel ******* to Leo D: hey there your friend mike told me that you were interested in selling your jeep comanche? From Leo D to Joel *******: Ugh...freaking Mike. Sorry about that. Leo From Joel ******* to Leo D: okay... From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell: hey your friend leo told me you were selling a comanche? From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******: Ah, Leo! i dunno. i just met him online Do me a favor, will ya? are you selling a jeep comanche? What did Leo say? he said he is good Great! oh god dammit. fine give him my email Will do! Hey, I just talked to Leo. Yes!

Bored at work. Photoshopping Justin Bieber's head onto things. From: Simon DempseyDate: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.37pmTo: David ThorneSubject: No Subject Did you draw Justin Biebers face on all the images in my stock images folder and save them over my files? From: David ThorneDate: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.44pmTo: Simon DempseySubject: Re: No Subject Yes. From: Simon DempseyDate: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.49pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: No Subject What the fuck for? From: David ThorneDate: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.56pmTo: Simon DempseySubject: Re: Re: Re: No Subject I didn't think you would notice. From: Simon DempseyDate: Thursday 31 March 2011 1.05pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: No Subject But what did you put Justin Biebers face on them for dickhead? From: David ThorneDate: Thursday 31 March 2011 1.12pmTo: Simon DempseySubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Artwork You can still use them. From: Simon DempseyDate: Thursday 31 March 2011 1.27pmTo: David ThorneSubject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Artwork No. Right dickhead.

Crazy Art Ideas — All About Crazy & Funny Things Ten Formal Complaints in Six Months Apparently after receiving three, you are meant to have some kind of formal meeting between the parties involved but this never happened. According to the rules, if there are five complaints, an external mediator has to be bought in. This didn't happen either and I was quite disappointed. I don't really have anything against Simon apart from the fact that he likes the band Nickelback and I have no idea what his problem with me is, as I'm pretty sure I am an absolute pleasure to work with. I brought in donuts once, which is pretty nice. Click here to watch me on the roller-coaster. Click here if you want to see the Justin Bieber files for some reason. Click here if you want to see the "man singing". Click here to see photos of Simon naked.

Very Hilarious - Your daily source for everything funny Comics, Quizzes, and Stories - The Oatmeal Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday Ah, the joy of working with good hardware. Today's strip is the first to be created entirely on my new G5 and with my new (shiny, silver) Wacom tablet. I can't say enough good things about working on an Apple computer. While I'm still learning some of the Apple-specific hotkeys, and I need to redo my automated Photoshop actions (and flesh out my color palettes a little more), it just feels . Tonight's strip is going up late (for me, anyway) mainly because I had to reinstall and reconfigure a lot of the stuff I use to make this comic. You'll notice I finally took down that damned broken TWC link and replaced it with a little "Made on a Mac" button. January is RStevens' birthday- people should email him and wish him a happy one. That is all for tonight, have a safe and happy New Year's and I will see you on Friday.

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