Meet The Baby Godfather Oh Sheltering Suburban Mom, you are the staple of the suburban neighborhood. You’ve spent your life in the same podunk suburban county, absorbing every fear-mongering story hyped in the news and dispensing condescending advice while becoming an obvious hypocrite to everyone but yourself. And so we present to you the grand finale of the Sheltering Suburban Mom meme: Enjoy this hilarious meme? Check out part 1: The Trials & Travails Of Sheltering Suburban Mom and part 2: The Subjugating Queen: Sheltering Suburban Mom. Expectations vs. Reality (16 Pics) | - StumbleUpon Things don’t always go as planned. Check out the pics below to see a few examples of what happens when our expectations get punched in the face by reality. via via Tickling Expectations: Reality: via via via via via You may also like:
Men Photographed in Stereotypical Pin-Up Poses “Men-ups!” is a humorous project by photographer Rion Sabean featuring men doing pin-up-style poses. It’s interesting how much more absurd some poses instantly look when they’re being done by men. There are a couple more photos that can be seen in this Flickr set. Men-ups! Image credits: Photographs by Rion Sabean and used with permission Фото и рисунки, арт и креативная реклама - StumbleUpon 50 Viral Images The Web Shared In 2010 As a perpetual observer/analyzer of what people share and why, it’s fascinating to me to study content that spreads. As such, I document/bookmark much of the web’s hottest content for my own insight/analysis, but I also share with readers here too. Images have always been one of the most popular types of content on the web, (even through the popularization of video) and I’m always surprised more marketing and PR folk don’t actively use them as part of their content mixes. Anyway – to continue to spread inspiration, following are 50 images the web has shared in 2010 (likely not all created in 2010, but were shared this year). This is the 4th installment of this series, if you’re new to the blog check out the first three – as when taken together you’ll start to notice patterns in the web’s most shared images If you’re involved in any facet of content marketing, study the archetypes of popular images to gain an understanding of why certain images are sticky and others fall flat. Agreed…
Still life: Bent objects & OWNI.eu, News, Augmented - StumbleUpon UPDATE: The Return of Bent Objects Wires transform these objects from inanimate to hilarious works of art. Little polish girl McDonalds as Sculpture Materials Yeah, this is where those come from Dancing Queens English breakfast Sylvia Muffin put her head in the oven. The introvert Bananas in bed – let’s slip into bed together You Say Tomato, I Say Tomahto. Fruit with life experience Zombies are nuts about brains Modest pear Literary interpretations Paper training our little dog, Frank A little cat doodle Photo Credits: Terry Border at Bent Objects View more In Pictures sets on Owni.eu
World's Most Absurd Warning Signs And Disclaimers 8 more of the world's most absurd warning signs and disclaimers. Some people say Americans' love of suing the crap out of each other is a bad thing, but if it wasn't for that litigious spirit our warning signs and product disclaimers would be far less entertaining. No matter how ridiculous they may seem, remember that at some point in time, someone did something to make each of these signs necessary. Updated 12/29/11:
Adventures in Depression - StumbleUpon Some people have a legitimate reason to feel depressed, but not me. I just woke up one day feeling sad and helpless for absolutely no reason. It's disappointing to feel sad for no reason. Sadness can be almost pleasantly indulgent when you have a way to justify it - you can listen to sad music and imagine yourself as the protagonist in a dramatic movie. But my sadness didn't have a purpose. Essentially, I was being robbed of my right to feel self pity, which is the only redeeming part of sadness. And for a little bit, that was a good enough reason to pity myself. Standing around feeling sorry for myself was momentarily exhilarating, but I grew tired of it quickly. I tried to force myself to not be sad. But trying to use willpower to overcome the apathetic sort of sadness that accompanies depression is like a person with no arms trying to punch themselves until their hands grow back. When I couldn't will myself to not be sad, I became frustrated and angry. Which made me more sad.
WTF Photos From The Past (65 pics) Pics | 28 Oct, 2009 | Views: 40510 | Some funny and weird black and white photos from the past.Even then people already knew how to make you wonder about the sense of a picture. Do you like it? It is just one of the thousands of posts that we have on the Acidcow.com. Adventures in Depression - StumbleUpon My mom baked the most fantastic cake for my grandfather's 73rd birthday party. The cake was slathered in impossibly thick frosting and topped with an assortment of delightful creatures which my mom crafted out of mini-marshmallows and toothpicks. To a four-year-old child, it was a thing of wonder - half toy, half cake and all glorious possibility. But my mom knew that it was extremely important to keep the cake away from me because she knew that if I was allowed even a tiny amount of sugar, not only would I become intensely hyperactive, but the entire scope of my existence would funnel down to the singular goal of obtaining and ingesting more sugar. My need for sugar would become so massive, that it would collapse in upon itself and create a vacuum into which even more sugar would be drawn until all the world had been stripped of sweetness. I had tasted cake and there was no going back. My mom had prepared the cake early in the day to get the task out of the way. I had to stay focused.
Tautology of the day Tautology of the day I just recently bought a new CD case. Here it is: The manufacturers helpfully describe its key feature on the packaging: I just had to buy it, when I saw what it could do! Update: Mike Williams writes in: I've noticed this same packaging label myself. Someone at that company has a cute sense of humor! Viral Google Plus&8230;it does exist - Influential Mom Blogger, Parenting, Community 20.7K Flares Facebook 0 Pin It Share 5 Twitter 1 Google+ 1 StumbleUpon 20.7K Email -- Email to a friend Filament.io Made with Flare More Info 20.7K Flares × Ok, I may be the last (or the first) to arrive at Google+, but while I was there I wanted to know what was hot in the viral. Here you go in case you are not there. Which you are probably not..cause your on Facebook or stumble or twitter. Look, I am saving you oodles of time. “Viral Stuff You May have not Seen Since you dont Do Google+…” And a few from Facebook…which you probably care about more…. ~Trisha
50 Funniest Protest Signs Ever - Funny Blog dragonfly said... These rock! Especially the one about marrying your daughter! June 8, 2011 at 2:16 PM Anonymous said... Fuck gay rights. June 9, 2011 at 9:37 PM Thisguy said... Fuck you anon. June 9, 2011 at 11:11 PM Steve said... yh dont be an idiot. i am 11 and i realise gays have every right June 10, 2011 at 12:41 AM Slevin said... Why is everyone entitling themselves to rights? June 10, 2011 at 5:13 AM Matt said... "...but this is a country that doesn't accept it very well. June 10, 2011 at 5:59 AM The people that set up this country didn't give anyone but white males that owned property the right to vote. June 10, 2011 at 6:52 AM "Death to all Juice"! June 10, 2011 at 8:58 AM will said... ok so there like 5 people who i will asume are men that are for gay rights as a bisexual and a canadian i dont really care or give a shit about the U.S.A and anon go fuck your grand mother like the hill billy your are you cunt nugget June 11, 2011 at 3:00 AM June 11, 2011 at 10:55 PM June 12, 2011 at 2:38 AM