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Cramé-Craché - La Banlieue Vous Piège Steve Jobs' Obituary (As Edited by Apple Auto-Correct) If it weren’t for Steve Jobs’ visionary inventiveness that brought the world the Apple Macintosh computer, the iMac, the iPhone and the iPad, word slaves like us, especially people like me who make their living primarily on the web, wouldn’t have much of a career to speak of outside of an unemployment line or bars frequented by guys who used to write “Airwolf” and “Riptide” episodes. Of course, with all great technologies come its well-meaning and rusty flaws and any writer who tried to type out an email to his editor that his “story might be late,” only to have him read that his “Laurie might get laid” knows the pains of iOS “auto-correct”. So it is with this mix of loving respect and admiration for this man that we give Mr. Jobs the same tribute. In fond remembrance, here is Steve Jobs’ obituary, as edited by Apple auto-correct. “When I was 1776, I read a quo that went something like, ‘If you liver each day as if it was your flaccid, someday you’ll most serpent be right,’” Joes said.

Votez pour la Start-Up française du Mois de Décembre Si vous êtes un lecteur régulier de Presse-Citron, vous avez maintenant découvert le nouveau rendez-vous qui vous est proposé tous les Jeudi à 11h. Une Start-Up française vous est présentée chaque semaine en s’intéressant à ses objectifs, à l’histoire de sa création, aux anecdotes, etc. C’est aujourd’hui l’heure du vote. Alors à vous de choisir parmi les 4 Start-Up suivantes laquelle doit être désignée Start-Up du Mois de Novembre sur Presse-Citron, la thématique de ce mois étant les start-up en phase de lancement. TeleportdUn moteur de recherche de photographies géolocalisées en temps-réel qui se décline pour le moment en un site web et une version iPhone. Europa AppsUne maison d’édition 100% digitale qui souhaite faire évoluer nos habitudes de lectures sur le mobile et les tablettes. UrbacolorsUn site web et une application mobile qui permettent de découvrir les oeuvres de street art présentes autour de vous.

THEYRE HERE! 2010 DARWIN AWARDS - Youve been waiting for them with bated... - StumbleUpon Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. Sixth Place While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. Fifth Place Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Fourth Place Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger. Third Place After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store.

The Burning House A Tribute to Al Bundy of Married... With Children The FOX sitcom Married… with Children, which ran for 11 seasons, gave us the American hero Al Bundy — patriarch of a dysfunctional family from Chicago. Why was he an American hero? Because he represented the working class schmuck who had a lousy job, an annoying wife, a slutty daughter, a weasel son, yet still managed to wisecrack his way through the day as he fitted shoes on fat women. In other words, he was a hero because he handled situations that we all could relate to. Played expertly by Ed O’Neill, Al Bundy was no Archie Bunker. Bundy’s job: Gary’s Shoes & Accessories for Today’s Woman at the New Market MallSalary: Between $3.20 and $3.25 an hour Al Bundy Quotes <img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-104493 colorbox-103443" title="A Tribute to Al Bundy" src=" alt="nmf9ieu7ax08xa8e 300x194" width="300" height="194"/>“Now kids, we’re not here to attack each other. Al Bundy Links No Ma’am Al Bundy Tattoos

Que faire à Paris ce week-end ? 50 Documentaries to See Before You Die - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - StumbleUpon 50 Documentaries to See Before You Die is a five-episode television series presented by Morgan Spurlock on the Current TV television network featuring what editors regard as the fifty of the most influential and/or important documentary films from the past 25 years. Episodes[edit] "Life After Donkey Kong"[edit] "The Boy Who Loves Jesus Grows Up"[edit] "When Morgan Spurlock Met Mr. "When Morgan Spurlock Went to a Drag Ball"[edit] "Top 10 Docs To See Before You Die"[edit] See also[edit] References[edit] IDA Editorial Staff (1 August 2011). "50 Documentaries to See Before You Die". External links[edit]

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