10 Commandments Old Scroll Some of these were from you, dear reader. Thank you. The rest I found on a scroll hidden in an old can of Folgers in my garage. 10. Either/or, pubic hair should be NO LONGER than a tenth of a cubit (about 1 cm or half an inch). 9. Do unto thy partner as thy partner is willing to do unto you. 8. Unless s/he’s into it. 7. Hammering with the erect tongue is overrated, as is rubbing things all over the face. 6. These regulations have already been discussed in previous posts. 5. And not by gratuitous/fake and annoying moaning. 4. Cleanliness. 3. Five second rule. 2. “Mowing the lawn” is a figure of speech. And you don’t need to be licking balls, either. 1. Unless you are expert at caressing things with your teeth, retract your fangs prior to commencing the blow. Bonus Commandment Not To Be Found In Your Average Bible: 11. Keep it out of there. Sincerely Yours Wag the Dad Like the Biblical, stuff, huh? Your Daughter’s Vagina Is Not Your Property My Father Hates Garage Sales
Best Quotes of All Time It’s been three years since we shared our original list of some of the best quotes of all time, and we felt it was a good time for an update. We’ve added another 25 quotes for you. But these aren’t just any quotes. These are quotes designed to inspire. They’re motivational quotes that will hopefully get you thinking about your life, your work, or your dreams and how you can make these things better. I know quotes researched online often come in slightly different variations, so if you’ve heard another version of one of these, please share it with us in the comments. Here are our 25 new additions for our list of the best quotes of all time, including some submitted by our readers in response to the original list of best quotes, which you can still find below. “Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.” – Les Brown “A goal is a dream with a deadline.” – Napoleon Hill “The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same.” – Colin R. – Buddha
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Motivational Posters: Winston Churchill Edition With much talk about our new President having a single beer at a basketball game, we yearn to go back to a time when our statesmen did not have to be concerned with curbing their habits, or their tounge in public. British Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill, who was unashamed to state things just how he saw them, and often spoke of his love for cigars and liquor, was a prime example of this age. With his impressive wit, the ever-quotable Englishman left behind some truly motivational quotations.
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