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5 Reasons Why Rebecca Black is Probably the Antichrist We’ve been told that the Antichrist was going to be a bold leader that will come on to the scene and awe everybody with his speech skills and debonair horns. The person was to be the very embodiment of Satan. In other words, the Antichrist was going to be as noticeable to everyone as festering lip herpes. Rebecca Black doesn’t even begin to resemble that description but we think she fits the almighty Demon bill anyway. Here are five reasons why, when it comes to finding the perfect Antichrist, all pronged Satan forks point to Rebecca Black. Her Appearance “And thus behold, the tweenieth Antichrist with heavy bangs hath risen very fastly from the bowels of YouTube to wreak havoc upon man’s senses.” 1 Corinthians 16:13 (We swear that’s in there.) The description for the Antichrist is written in the Bible, so it’s not exactly a secret. Her Name Her last name is pretty obvious. Rebecca + Black = TO TIE US TO THE DARKNESS!! The Video Who’s partyin’ partyin’ and having fun! SATANISTS that’s who!

Crazy English from Beautiful Perth. 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. Let's face it - English is a crazy language. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

Dave! Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I'll know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "No drama's boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. "The pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" So off they fly to Rome. "This will never work. And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Working his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,

why americans should never be allowed to travel I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?" I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. A nice lady just called. A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China.

8 Scenes That Prove Hollywood Doesn't Get Technology As we have previously mentioned, hilarious things happen when writers try to write characters who are smarter than themselves. For instance, I don't doubt that some research goes into writing the medical jargon on House, but we all know that at some point they fake it. And that's fine, because what percentage of the audience is composed of not only doctors, but genius doctors? It's probably not even half. But that's why it's so baffling when Hollywood fucks up every scene involving computers or video games. (Note: Credit goes to the tech savvy gang at the NeoGAF forums for hunting down many of these clips, and countless others). NCIS -- Two People Sharing a Keyboard Let's assume you know absolutely nothing about computers. So it's the navy cop show NCIS, and they're under a hacker attack! The hot goth chick starts hammering away at her keyboard as dozens of windows erupt on her screen, looking like she's trying to close all of the porn popups before her mom walks in and catches her.

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The Complete History of SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy These days Norm MacDonald is all over the place — he has a Comedy Central special, a Twitter feud with Steve Martin, a profile in the New York Times, and a new show that premieres tonight. So what better time to revisit one of his most hilarious achievements ever: creating the original Saturday Night Live Celebrity Jeopardy sketch, which is one of the funniest and most enduring in the show’s history. Here they are from start to finish. 1. The first Celebrity Jeopardy sketch aired on December 7, 1996 with Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Norm MacDonald as Burt Reynolds, Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery, and host Martin Short as Jerry Lewis. 2. Unlike the first sketch, this one starts to integrate scoring and categories more into its humor. 3. 4. Now that MacDonald was no longer a cast member, Hammond reprised his role as Sean Connery and became the sketch’s staple character known for tormenting Trebek throughout each episode. 5. 6.

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Nine Months Later... - Best Humor from the Net from Humorama! Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked: "Bob, do you remember that good- looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north?" "Yes, I do." "Yes," he said, a little embarrassed about being found out.

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Australia Australia is a wonderful, beautiful island continent home to a peaceful, happy, and loving people... that Mother Nature hates so much she can taste stabbing.&&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') != Just The Facts Australia is the largest island nation in the world, straddling the border of the Pacific and Indian Ocean. It has a rich and exotic ecosystem supporting fantastic flora and fauna...all of which were unfortunately eaten by the monsters that live there. From the Abyss It Is Birthed Back in the 1770s the British Empire discovered Australia and, after finding it generally unfit for human habitation, proceeded to send all of their criminals and generally unwanted peasants there...because basic human empathy was not to be invented until the year 1821. Things in Australia that Will Kill You Everything. Ah, but the tropical beaches, you say! Your best bet is just to stay in the city then, right? You just walked into Mother Nature's Thunderdome, friend. Hugh Jackman seems nice.

27 vintage ads that would be banned today | Don Misc / 0 / 5527 views / October 14, 2010 Here are some terrible ads which should have never been made. Loading... Please enable JavaScript to view the comments.

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