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Top 10 Rules of Boozing

Top 10 Rules of Boozing

Buddha Quotes | Dalai Lama Quotes | Zen Provebs | Lao Tzu Quotes The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there. - Robert M. PirsigThe quieter you become, the more you can hear. – Baba Ram DassYou must neither strive for truth nor seek to lose your illusions. – The ShodokaZen is not some kind of excitement, but merely concentration on our usual everyday routine. – Shunryu SuzukiThe most important point is to accept yourself and stand on your two feet. – Shunryu SuzukiDon’t seek reality, just put an end to opinions – Sheng-ts' anWhen you get there, there isn’t any there there – Gertrude SteinWater which is too pure has no fish – Ts'ai Ken T'anNothing is exactly as it seems, nor is it otherwise – Alan WattsThe instant you speak about a thing, you miss the mark – Wu-menOnly a crystal clear question yields a transparent answer – Zen ProverbAll of the significant battles are waged within the self – Sheldon KoppLife is the only thing worth living for – Zen Proverb

The Prettiest Little Monster - Tattoos I Love Go to mobile version LiveJournal You are viewing 's journal The Prettiest Little Monster Tattoos I Love Freakish Stats:: Name Harlot (FreakShOw) View Recent Ramblings:: Archive:: Lovers:: Harlot Bits & Pieces Links Freakshow:: The Model 1/10/11 02:23 pm I have a whole folder of tattoos I've come across online. I love these! I've always found something breathtaking and magical about tattoos, especially the simple text tattoos. Words can be heartbreaking and life-altering. Tattoos like this have always drawn me in. 1 Shout Drop A Line:: 11/27/11 05:04 pm (UTC) I always thought that if I got a tattoo, it'd be a pretentiousness quote, but my favorites are of the birds on the fence posts and the pocket watch. Reply Thread Powered by LiveJournal.com

Web's Best: Whiskey Drinks Unlike The Most Interesting Man in the World, we almost always drink beer. When we don’t, however, our go to liquor is whiskey. What can we say, bourbon is neat (little whiskey humor). While we usually just pour a few fingers and relax, sometimes we like to get a tad more creative. Here are The Web’s Best Whiskey Drinks: Hot Blooded Besides sounding like the most badass fruit, blood oranges are freakin’ delicious! PDT’s Bacon Old Fashioned If PDT isn’t a cab ride away from where you live, we highly recommend making their Bacon Old Fashioned in the comfort of your own home. Double Chocolate Bourbon Egg Cream If we’d been around for the Brooklyn egg cream craze, we’d have added a little topping from our flask at the corner pop shop as well. Penicillin Just like the name suggests, this drink is good for what ails you (if what ails you is being stone-cold sober). Smoke Signals Want to impress some guests? The Fourth Down Whiskey Cocktail Greenwich Sour Milk Punch

Watermelons: Nature's Keg | Ministry of Alcohol Still pumping your watermelons full of rum? What is this, summer camp? It’s time to grow up and start converting your watermelons into kegs. The instructions for the Watermelon Keg come from none other than the National Watermelon Promotion Board—which surprisingly is an actual thing. Materials Instructions Wash the watermelon under cool running water and pat dry.On a cutting board, place the watermelon on its side and cut off 1/4”-1/2” from both ends, being careful not to cut too deep into the white part of the rind. Bob Marley quote - How to love a Woman Bob Marley quote – How to love a Woman by PoetryGrrrl on December 26, 2013 In all fairness, it should be noted that this may or may not be a Bob Marley quote - it's possible that it's an anonymous quote that has been mistakenly attributed to Bob Marley by thousands of websites - see the comments section for more information, or to tell us if you know the origins of this quote! Thanks ~ PoetryGrrrl “You may not be her first, her last, or her only. Bob Marley How to Love a Woman Republished by Blog Post Promoter Sponsored Ads do not necessarily reflect the views of PoetryGrrrl Posts related to Bob Marley quote - How to love a Woman

Can We Use New Food Technology For Good? Home > Food & Cooking, Health, Lifestyle > Can We Use New Food Technology For Good? Homaro Cantu is an inventor, entrepreneur, chef, and molecular gastronomer. Homaro Cantu owns and operates the Cantu Designs Firm in Chicago, as well as Moto Restaurant in Chicago. Ben Roche is Executive Pastry Chef in the mentioned restaurant. And they explain a couple of things about “future food”. Cooking as alchemy Categories: Food & Cooking, Health, LifestyleTags: alchemy, ben roche, chef, cooking, entrepreneur, food, futre, gastronomer, homaro cnatu, inventor

- StumbleUpon What’s more fun than hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself? Playing drinking games, hanging out with your friends, getting plastered, and making an ass of yourself. I’m sure in your years of wisdom and experience, you’ve come across a few drinking games. Here are some of your favorites and most likely some you’ve never seen. 1. Across the Bridge You need: A deck of cards and 2 or more people Deal ten cards face down in a straight line. 2. You need: One quarter, a pitcher, beer (of course), 8+ people (2 teams) Pour beer into the pitcher. 3. You need: One deck of cards and 4 people The play: Start by dealing out all of the cards. Ranking system: The four players are ranked as follows for each round played. - President: The first person to go out - Vice President: The second person to go out - Secretary: The third person to go out - Asshole: The last person to go out Ranking Privileges: 4. Don’t worry. 5. Place a deck of cards on an empty bottle. 6. 7. 8.

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Seattle Snowpocalypse No matter how much we swear we've learned our lessons, Seattle always seems to get caught by surprise by the snow. There we were, minding our own business with our feet all toasty in our sandals and socks, when the temperature plummeted and it turned into Juneau in January. While this year the City did a much better job than last year at preventing widespread carnage and destruction, we at Dutch Bike Seattle still didn't bring in studded tires because it never snows in Seattle. Even if we had stocked them, I'm not sure they'd sell because it never snows in Seattle, right? We found something else, though. Something else entirely. You're not going to believe it at first. It's quick, it's cheap, and yes, it looks completely ludicrous. BUT. I can accelerate, brake, and corner with aplomb, even on the vile snowpack/sheet ice mix the plows leave in the bike lanes. It is at this point that I must admit that I didn't dream up this amazing technique.

All About Beer - StumbleUpon If you are easily offended, maybe you had better go BACK!!! Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. Stage 3 - RICH This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. Stage 5 - INVISIBLE This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This is a call to arms. Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. Why is American beer served cold?

Your Daily Dose of Quotes (30 pics Nov 09/11 Your Daily Dose of Quotes (30 pics) Daily selection of quotes. Smart, stupid, funny, love, friendship, etc. Suck It, Starbucks!: The Q No one seems to understand why iced coffee costs so much more than the regular stuff. Sure, some theories exist: that it's more labor-intensive, that plastic cups are more expensive than paper ones. But on an unseasonably warm spring day recently--when people were lined up out the door of the Starbucks across from my office, waiting to buy iced coffees that cost 30 percent more than hot ones--another idea occurred to me. Well, coffee barons, your days of ripping us off are officially over. Here's how I do it: • Pour about a third of a pound of freshly ground coffee into a 48-ounce French press.* (This makes a much stronger coffee concentrate than some recipes, but I prefer it that way; you can always weaken a strong concentrate by adding water.) • Fill the press with cold water and stir to wet the coffee grounds. • Place the French-press lid over the coffee (don't press the plunger) and leave at room temperature for at least 12 hours.

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