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To: comic@superkids.com Subject: Trivia Who collects this stuff?? ----- Begin Included Message ----- Bank robber John Dillinger played professional baseball. If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. What's New / Buyers Guide / Reviews / Contents / Sponsors / Help Have some humor to share?

Psyche and Eros The Story of Psyche and Eros Dr. C. George Boeree The so-called psyche or butterfly is generated from caterpillars which grow on green leaves, chiefly leaves of theraphanus, which some call crambe or cabbage. Psyche was one of three sisters, princesses in a Grecian kingdom. Always obedient, Eros flew down to earth with two vials of potions. Sure enough, Psyche, although still beautiful, could find no husband. Surrendering to the inevitable, she headed for the mountain. After some time, she grew lonely for her family, and she asked to be allowed to have her sisters for a visit. Her sisters convinced her this was best, so the next time her husband came to visit her, she had a lamp and a knife ready. When she awoke, the palace had disappeared, and she found herself in a field near her old home. The first was a matter of sorting a huge pile of mixed grains into separate piles. Psyche's next task was to go into hell to ask Persephone, wife of Hades, for a box of magic makeup.

anonymoX List of legendary creatures (B) From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Buraq from a 17th-century Mughal miniature Water is dangerous This was found on the newsgroup: rec.humor.funny A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide." And for plenty of good reasons, since: it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting it is a major component in acid rain it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state accidental inhalation can kill you it contributes to erosion it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical. He feels the conclusion is obvious.

Who Are All Those People In Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band - Spacious Planet The album art from Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles is one of the most popular album covers in music history. The cover is a collage of more than 60 famous people. Most of the people selected for the collage were requested by The Beatles. For example, George Harrison requested the three Hindu gurus who appear in the collage. Lennon requested Adolf Hitler, Mahatma Gandhi and Jesus Christ. EMI needed the permission of all living persons in the collage, creating a nightmare for their legal department. The following is the complete list of all the people on the cover of Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band: Top Row- from left to rightYukteswar Giri - Hindu guru Aleister Crowley - Magician Mae West - Actress Lenny Bruce - Comedian Karlheinz Stockhausen - German Composer W. Carl Jung - Psychologist Edgar Allan Poe - Writer and Poet Fred Astaire - Actor The Vargas Girl - Fictional Pin-up Girl Richard Merkin - Artist Huntz Hall - Actor Simon Rodia- Designer Bob Dylan - Musician Dion - Singer

HOW TO WRITE GOOD Caveat emptor. Carpe diem. O si villi, si ergo, fortibus es in ero. Et tu, brute. by Frank L. Visco My several years in the word game have learnt me several rules: Avoid alliteration. Your Age on Other Worlds Want to melt those years away? Travel to an outer planet! <div class="js-required"><hr> This Page requires a Javascript capable browser <hr></div> Fill in your birthdate below in the space indicated. (Note you must enter the year as a 4-digit number!) Click on the "Calculate" button. The Days (And Years) Of Our Lives Looking at the numbers above, you'll immediately notice that you are different ages on the different planets. The earth is in motion. The top-like rotation of the earth on its axis is how we define the day. The revolution of the earth around the sun is how we define the year. We all learn in grade school that the planets move at differing rates around the sun. Why the huge differences in periods? Johannes Kepler Tycho Brahe Kepler briefly worked with the great Danish observational astronomer, Tycho Brahe. Here you see a planet in a very elliptical orbit. Kepler's third law is the one that interests us the most. The Gravity Of The Situation Isaac Newton ©2000 Ron Hipschman

13 Cool Plastic Shopping Bags Apparently the U.S. is lagging way behind Europe when it comes to witty shopping bag design. These 13 were spotted on an interesting site called BoredPanda.com, which calls itself “a highly visual oddities magazine dedicated to showcasing the world’s most creative artworks, offbeat products and everything that’s really weird or wonderful.” A perfect fit for the _floss, I’d say! As always, let us know your favorite in the comments below.

Doctor Who Timeline Infographic | CableTV.com Check out this complete timeline of Doctor Who from 1963 to present, including episodes, seasons, companions, villains, and more. Scroll down to follow all the Doctor's adventures through time. A Fantastic resource for any Doctor Who fan. Adventure Titles An Unearthly Child The Daleks The Edge of Destruction Marco Polo The Keys of Marinus The Aztecs The Sensorites The Reign of Terror Planet of Giants The Dalek Invasion of Earth The Rescue The Romans The Web Planet The Crusade The Space Museum The Chase The Time Meddler Galaxy 4 Mission to the Unknown The Myth Makers The Daleks' Master Plan The Massacre of St. Share on Tumblr Pin It Embed this on your site: <a href=" src=" alt="Doctor Who Timeline Infographic" /></a><br />Via: <a href="

The Nobel Prize-Winning Discovery that Got a Scientist Kicked Out of His Own Lab A dogmatic theologian? Actually, they're both horrible. At least dogmatic theologists, notwithstanding their other faults, are not hypocrites. That's assumed. That was the correlation I was making. Yep. "Despite its pretensions to objectivity, science, like any other human institution, places a certain vested interest in its own self-preservation. One of the chief resistances to this progressive penetration of understanding is the dogmatic tendency to adhere to orthodox modes of assigned pattern when confronted with novel details that call for a reordering of understanding. For science this intuitive speculation consists in its assumption of the knowability of the world - in its belief that every event can be correlated with its antecedents in a definite manner exemplifying general principles.

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