Twitter Top 10 Legends of Stand-Up Comedy - Top 10 - Mitch Hedberg Jokes - Woody Allen Jokes - Bill Hicks Jokes - Chris Rock - Sam Kinison - Eddie Murphy - Rodney Dangerfield - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin - Richard Pryor Top 10 Legends of Stand-Up Comedy "I was in a casino, I was standing by the door and a security guard came over and said 'You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table." "I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. "I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year. "Do you know what the good side of crack is? "Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn’t scare the fuck out of everybody! "And this is the business to be in if you want some pussy. "During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. "If Jesus had been killed 20 years ago, Catholic schoolchildren would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses." "Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. “I like makin' love myself . . . and I can make love for about three minutes. © 2014 Shelf-Life Productions LLC
Lewis and Clark MapQuest 20 of the most innovative Facebook campaigns ever With marketers around the world all trying to come up with creative ways of engaging with users on Facebook and building fan bases we thought we would do a little research and share some of the best case studies from around the world. There are games, videos, interactive campaigns and lot of big brands spending lots of money on this list and if you have your thinking cap on you might just pick out a little gem for your own campaign. Coke Zero Facial Profiler Maybe not the sexiest name ever but this was a nice Facebook app from Coke Zero (now removed) that allowed you to upload a photo or use your profile photo, and find complete strangers that looked like you. Vitamin Water This great campaign was a simple concept but worked perfectly. Marmite use sampling ads Showing that Facebook campaigns aren't all about apps, Marmite last year claimed they were the first FMCG brand to use the sampling ad units available in Facebook. Pringles' Dream Party Domino's Superfans Fiorelli's social shopping
Funny But True Facts of Life: Tech Edition Some facts of life are sad but true. We’ve taken a look at a few of these true life facts just a couple of weeks ago. To follow up, here are ten sad but true facts related to tech. Which have you experienced? via Truthfacts.com غريتس يكشف لائحة الـ 23 لاعبا لمواجهة الجزائر - Hespress هسبريس - و م ع الاثنين 23 ماي 2011 - 22:15 كشف البلجيكي إيريك غريتس،مدرب المنتخب الوطني المغربي لكرة القدم، الإثنين 23 ماي ،عن لائحة ال 23 لاعبا من بينهم 15 محترفا،الذين سيدخلون الاسبوع المقبل في تجمع تدريبي تحضيرا للمباراة المرتقبة بين المنتخبين المغربي والجزائري يوم رابع يونيو القادم بملعب مراكش الجديد برسم الجولة الرابعة من تصفيات المجموعة الرابعة المؤهلة لنهائيات كأس إفريقيا للأمم (الغابون - غينيا الاستوئية 2012). وأبعد غريتس من اللائحة الأولية التي كان قد أعلن عنها الخميس الماضي اللاعبين عادل كروشي (الدفاع الحسني الجديدي ) وكمال الشافني (أوكسير الفرنسي ونور الدين مرابط ( كايزرسبورت التركي ) وحسن الطير وياسين الصالحي ( الرجاء البيضاوي) واسماعيل العيساتي ( فتنيس أرنهايم الهولندي) وأحمد أجدو( الوداد البيضاوي ). كما يسجل غياب أحمد القنطاري ( ستاد بريست) والمهدي كارسيلا ( ستاندار دولييج) بسبب الإصابة ورشيد السليماني ( الرجاء البيضاوي) الذي تعافي من الإصابة ولعب أساسيا خلال مباراة الرجاء وأولمبيك خريبكة السبت الماضي بملعب مركب محمد الخامس بالدار البيضاء. وفي مايلي لائحة اللاعبين ال 23 :
Even Elephants Love Touchscreens We have seen some amazing animals-plus-iPads footage in the past, but this fresh clip offers the biggest thrill yet. "Biggest" not just in terms of cute, but also in terms of bulk, because the clip features an adorable tech-loving pachyderm named Peter. Peter seems more than at home with the new Samsung Galaxy Note's touchscreen interface (shunning apples for bananas at one point, we note) and handy with a few of the apps too. Hit up the video above for a dose of charming viral marketing. Funny Videos, Funny Video Clips and Funniest TV Commercials