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Mother-in-law - welcome to the family I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? There was only one thing that bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable. One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. What could I say? So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

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Today vs History Historically Hardcore: a series of promo posters designed by Jenny Burrows and Matt Kappler as part of a portfolio project. The Smithsonian was unaware of their creation until the clever ads went viral, at which point the Smithsonian asked Jenny to remove them from her portfolio or edit out any mention of the esteemed museum. Download the high-res pdfs from here. Still life: Bent objects UPDATE: The Return of Bent Objects Wires transform these objects from inanimate to hilarious works of art. Little polish girl McDonalds as Sculpture Materials Yeah, this is where those come from Dancing Queens English breakfast Sylvia Muffin put her head in the oven. The introvert Bananas in bed – let’s slip into bed together You Say Tomato, I Say Tomahto. Fruit with life experience Zombies are nuts about brains Modest pear Literary interpretations Paper training our little dog, Frank A little cat doodle Photo Credits: Terry Border at Bent Objects View more In Pictures sets on Owni.eu

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Anderson Cooper Thinks The Gerard Depardieu Peeing Incident Is Really Funny... Gerard Depardieu is an Academy Award-nominated and Golden Globe-winning actor known for his work in Cyrano de Bergerac , Green Card and The Man in the Iron Mask . And when he’s gotta go, he’s gotta go. Tuesday night, on a flight from Paris to Dublin, Depardieu suffered a bout of impatience and reportedly urinated in the aisle of his plane . According to witnesses, the actor made it known that he needed to pee, yelling “I need to piss, I need to piss.” Those entreats fell on deaf ears, as the crew asked him to wait 15 minutes for the sealbelt light to turn off. Depardieu apparently couldn’t wait, so he proceeded to pull out an empty bottle and attempt to pee in it. As you might expect, alcohol was involved. That’s where Anderson Cooper comes in. “They saw an actual thespian, actually thesPEEin.” As mentioned in the clip, the airline company involved in the incident, CityJet, tweeted about it last night –

Meet The Baby Godfather Oh Sheltering Suburban Mom, you are the staple of the suburban neighborhood. You’ve spent your life in the same podunk suburban county, absorbing every fear-mongering story hyped in the news and dispensing condescending advice while becoming an obvious hypocrite to everyone but yourself. And so we present to you the grand finale of the Sheltering Suburban Mom meme: Enjoy this hilarious meme? Check out part 1: The Trials & Travails Of Sheltering Suburban Mom and part 2: The Subjugating Queen: Sheltering Suburban Mom. The Cab Ride I'll Never Forget “Great moments often catch us unawares….” By Kent Nerburn There was a time in my life twenty years ago when I was driving a cab for a living. It was a cowboy’s life, a gambler’s life, a life for someone who wanted no boss, constant movement and the thrill of a dice roll every time a new passenger got into the cab. What I didn’t count on when I took the job was that it was also a ministry. Because I drove the night shift, my cab became a rolling confessional. We were like strangers on a train, the passengers and I, hurtling through the night, revealing intimacies we would never have dreamed of sharing during the brighter light of day. And none of those lives touched me more than that of a woman I picked up late on a warm August night. I was responding to a call from a small brick fourplex in a quiet part of town. When I arrived at the address, the building was dark except for a single light in a ground-floor window. So I walked to the door and knocked. After a long pause, the door opened.

Andy Levy Apologizes For Chris Brown "Punching" Tweet | WebProNews - StumbleUpon TV’s Andy Levy is a commentator and comedian know for his appearances on Fox News’ Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld show. He’s also a pretty popular Twitter presence with over 48,000 followers and 16,000 tweets. And for the past couple of days, he has found himself in a Twitter feud with musician Chris Brown and his fans over a particular retweet commentary that brought up one of Brown’s more regrettable moments from the past. A couple of days ago, Brown tweeted this – Soon after that tweet went out, Andy Levy retweeted it, but with some added commentary - Of course, Levy is referring to the 2009 incident where Brown was arrested for assaulting then-girlfriend, singer Rhianna. Brown responded to Levy – Brown’s fans apparently flooded Levy with tweets, many of which he responded to. Yesterday during his Fox News segment “Halftime Report,” Levy issued the following “apology” to Chris Brown and his fans.

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