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Mother-in-law - welcome to the family I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? There was only one thing that bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable. One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. What could I say? So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

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Flirting with Women Using Your Eye Contact Guys have this kind of habit for being rational and technical. When it comes to attracting women, we quite often look for the right phrases or pick-up sentences to implement, and ignore the other areas of conversation. Numerous studies have already demonstrated that even though we might believe that the majority of our conversation is carried out via our words, it's not accurate, and over 90% (!!!) of our communication is happening using our body language and our voice tonality. The art of sexual communication between a man and a woman - also called "flirting", is very much not related to our words but to how we say them. You can actually say the same sentence to a woman, and it's meaning will be totally different - all based on the body language and tonality that you'll use. Eye-to-eye contact is an essential part of the flirting body gestures. The topic of this article is going to be eye contact flirting, and how to apply it to attractively communicate with women. Holding Eye Contact

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Daily Picdump #277 Bizarre, Cute, Fun Pic, Funny — By Goran on 2011/10/17 3:40 AM More funny stuff: Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses Funny Cats Doing Invisible Things Funny Meanwhile in… Tags: Call the cops, Caption this photo, Chuck Norris' Daughter, Dear Google..., Ding Dong, Drying puppies, Everyday I'm shufflin, funny images, funny photos, funny pictures, Good question, Man killed to death, Not my real mom, Power of Vodka, Texas school for the deaf, That should do, VIP Penguin, Walk zone fail Eye Contact Flirting Eye contact is one of those things that's a great deal of fun when you know what you're doing, but a real thorn in your side when you're still working on figuring it out. It's subcommunication at the very core level – talking in the absence of words. At once both more powerful than verbal conversation, and, until you've come to a better understanding of it, often distractingly unclear. Eye contact flirting, in particular, can be a real head scratcher until you're pretty well versed in reading the various signals women are giving, and have figured out what signals you ought to be giving back. The eyes are used to communicate a wide range of feelings and messages, and what might seem trivial to an untrained guy may well be a crucial signal a more experienced man will jump all over. Eye Contact Basics As we discussed in the post on elite eye contact, it's vastly, vastly preferable for you to get girls looking at you first. This is that huge. So, our eye contact basics are: Eye Contact Nuances

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