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Kid calls 911 for help with math homework. [VIDEO]

Kid calls 911 for help with math homework. [VIDEO]

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Tales Of The Stoner Sage: Conspiracy Keanu We’ve all been there: you’re a trouble-making teenager taking your first bong rip with a circle of friends while skipping algebra. After everyone has been satiated, a transformation takes place. Suddenly, one of your friends has figured out the entire freaking world and has no choice but to elucidate his new-found wisdom to the crowd. And so we introduce Conspiracy Keanu, the sage of stoners: » Electronic Tattoo: Monitors Vital Organs Zazen Life January 6, 2012 by breakinbadd Electronic Tattoo One problem of our current medical treatment process is that many medical diagnostics are bulky and expensive, limiting where they can be used. If our doctors had access to sensors small enough to wear, we could better keep track of our health everywhere — not just in the hospital. Scientists and engineers discovered a way to basically shrink all of these bulky medical instruments into a thin (30 microns) polyester sheet with NO mass. Usually, to monitor major body parts, doctors would have to use very large and heavy pieces of equipment, but they would not be needed anymore with the discovery of electronic tattoos.

Husband banned from Target Husband banned from Target After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from our local Target. you knew i was going to make one. they are all over pinterest....(i still am not signed up for pinterest because i don't have time for one more thing but browsing is fun!) so we made one. i took a box of 64 crayons and took out the blacks and browns.i used another small box and doubled up on the good colors i liked and hot glued them to the top of our canvas. then we turned our blow dryer to hot on high. not long after you set the hair dryer by the crayons they get shiny and then the wax starts to melt!

Facebook Changes We’d Actually Want To See If you had a dollar for every person who posted their hatred of the new Facebook layout, you’d be able to give Mark Zuckerberg a run for his money. Okay that’s a guess, and most likely a wrong one, but you get our point. When Facebook made its most recent set of changes the Preteen Panic Meter hit “Justin Bieber Has A Girlfriend” levels, and while that demographic made the most noise (mostly high-pitched screams), we weren’t too crazy about the adjustments either. Here are the Facebook Changes We’d Actually Want To See: DIY Glow Jars Tutorial Posted on October 19, 2011 by Christina Aren’t these glow jars sublime? They take about two minutes to make and cost only 20 cents a piece. How’s that for an enticing DIY wedding project? These would look amazing at an evening outdoor wedding.

5 Ways To Hack Your Brain Into Awesomeness Much of the brain is still mysterious to modern science, possibly because modern science itself is using brains to analyze it. There are probably secrets the brain simply doesn't want us to know. But by no means should that stop us from tinkering around in there, using somewhat questionable and possibly dangerous techniques to make our brains do what we want. We can't vouch for any of these, either their effectiveness or safety. All we can say is that they sound awesome, since apparently you can make your brain...

» Listen to your Internal Organs at the “Anechoic Chamber” Zazen Life April 6, 2012 by breakinbadd The Anechoic Chamber is the worlds quietest place. It is a room located at the Orfield Laboratories in South Minneapolis, and it is 99.99% sound absorbent. The walls are double-insulated, and they are made of steel and concrete. Along the walls are 3.3-foot thick fiberglass acoustic wedges which help with the world record quietness. Orfield Labs

Students are students In general, the life of a student is hard, but the student life still remains in memory as the most fun. And that is the sames all over the world. Cubelets Makes High Tech Tools Available To Eight Year Olds - Video Vault - Portfolio.com Imagine if Pippi Longstocking and Mr. Rogers had a kid, and that kid grew up to be a mad scientist hocking robots to children and adults. Well, that's just about what startup ModRobotics has accomplished with this video promoting Cubelets. Founded in 2002 as a spinoff from Carnegie Mellon University, Cubelets obtained its initial funding from private endowments and the National Science Foundation. The product consists of 15 different types of blocks that accomplish various tasks categorized as acting, sensing, and thinking.

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