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Facebook statuses, twitter sayings,best funny messages and quotes Thing in a Jar Thing in a Jar 7 inches by 4 inches, mason jar Pictured above is the Thing in a Jar that's usually sitting in my office at work. The coolest thing about the Thing is that everyone responds to seeing it by asking questions. The Thing in a Jar is made out of Sculpey, acryllic paint and rubber cement. This is the third Thing in a Jar I've made. Here's a conceptual sketch I made of this Thing before I sculpted it. 1.5 by 2.5 inches, ballpoint pen Usually when I make a Thing in a Jar, I try to keep the shape ambiguous enough so that the viewer cannot really pin down exactly what they're looking at. The glass jar acts as a physical barrier, preventing the viewer from directly accessing its contents. I think this is much cooler than, for example, a painting, which basically has this big implicit sign hanging off of it that says, "I am just a painting of an object, not the object itself. Viewers of The Thing in a Jar do not have this preconception. Update OK here's what you do. That's it!

Facebook Status & Twitter Status Twitter & Facebook Status Updates Recently I have noticed that the Facebook status and Twitter status bring great amusement to people and there are numerous other blogs with funny statuses for Facebook but I thought I spend enough time on both social networks and one of my best friends Giovanni is always posting them, so I thought I would make collection. Below are 50 of the funniest Facebook statuses I could find but many are Twitter statuses that I see everyday, if you want to become popular amongst your friends make one of these your cool status: Richie: Dear McDonalds, Thank you for not serving hotdogs, I don't think I could order a super-size McWeiner with a straight face Giovanni: THEY'RE going THERE, with THEIR friends. Richie: Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. Giovanni: Dropping your iPod and expecting your earphones to catch it instead they fail & you F'd up your iPod Richie: Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. Richie: Admit it...

Secrets To A Longer Life, Even With A Desk Job We reported on some statistics Friday that showed how working at a desk job is slowly killing you. There were some frightening statistics revealed in the infographic that should leave us all concerned. Fear not, however, as another infographic has come to save the day (and your life). Today’s infographic comes from Confused.com and hopes to give you a few tips on how to live a longer, happier life. For the drinkers out there, the first bit of news should come as a godsend. Some of the other statistics that will lead you to a longer life might not be as apparent. Education comes into play as well with people who start school later tend to live longer than those children who are forced to watch Little Einstein videos from the age of 3. Some of the other strategies are no-brainers such as being positive. While your desk job may try to kill you, you can fight back with the information on this infographic. (image)Brought to you by Confused.com – Compare cheap life insurance quotes in minutes.

Oh, So That’s What That Really Means (13 Pics) November 7, 2011 | 44 Comments » | Topics: LOL, Pics (via) Hot Stories From Around The Web Other Awesome Stories Future Computer by Jakub Záhoř & Yanko Design - StumbleUpon Future Touch Tech This concept computer-of-the-future by designer Jakub Záhoř allows the user to operate the device anywhere they can find a glass surface. The user simply attaches the central unit to any glass surface like a window or coffee table, switches on the power, and watches their system light up before their eyes. The display appears as an interactive hologram on the glass that the user merely has to touch to operate. Designer: Jakub Záhoř

Tips and Tricks Ive been working on this post for awhile now, as I find these neat tips and tricks I wanted to keep them all together and be able to share them with all of you lovelies! I have tried all of these, so I know they work. Just call me Martha Stewart- you know, sans the jail time. Some are from pinterest, some are from my grandma. If I got them from somewhere, click the picture and it will take you to the genius who came up with it :) If there is no picture, then I have no idea where I heard it- or I would cite it! 1. HOLY CRAP. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. If youre into nails, you have to check the awesomness out that is her blog. 12. via 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. via 22. 23. Head on over to I {heart} Nap Time and see some awesome recipies, craft ideas and overall awesomeness. 24. via 25. 26. 27. 28. via 29. 30. via 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. via That's all for now, lovelies, if you have any tips and ticks please feel free to pass them on!

100 Websites You Should Know and Use In the spring of 2007, Julius Wiedemann, editor in charge at Taschen GmbH, gave a legendary TED University talk: an ultra-fast-moving ride through the “100 websites you should know and use.” Six years later, it remains one of the most viewed TED blog posts ever. Time for an update? To see the original list, click here. And now, the original list from 2007, created by Julius Wiedemann, editor in charge at Taschen GmbH. In the spring of 2007, Julius Wiedemann, editor in charge at Taschen GmbH, gave a legendary TED University talk: an ultra-fast-moving ride through the “100 websites you should know and use.” To see the original list, click here. And now, the original list from 2007, created by Julius Wiedemann, editor in charge at Taschen GmbH.

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