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"Accurate Candy Wrappers" by Chase Mitchell

"Accurate Candy Wrappers" by Chase Mitchell
If Candy Wrappers Were Honest About What's Inside From Chase Mitchell on Illustrations by Jesse "Who laid a finger on my Butterfinger?" Eisemann. Comments ()

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Deer Avoid Drowning by Boarding Charter Boat - Animal Planet I just learned about this odd and extraordinary wildlife rescue that happened in October in Alaska. It's such an amazing story, I don't know why I didn't hear about it earlier. According to the report in the Juneau Empire, Tom Satre, his sister Sharon Kelly and a few other family members were heading across Taku Inlet near Juneau on Tom's charter boat for a picnic at the State Marine Park. About a mile offshore, Sharon, a birder, spotted something odd in the water coming towards the boat through her binoculars. What she first thought were sea lions or shorebirds turned out to be four young Sitka black-tailed deer (a subspecies of mule deer). Four distressed Sitka deer swim desperately towards the Alaska Quest Charter Boat.

My collection of funny emails from my inbox. Subject: 5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." Guilty Planet About the SA Blog Network 1inShare Cooperation, conservation, and technology. Guilty Planet Home Laughter Email

Oh They’re So Surprised! Oh They’re So Surprised! Posted by SHMO on November 5, 2012 · 124 Comments What if the animal kingdom could understand the dramatic presidential election? What if they could comprehend the shocking nightly news? What if they could understand the latest gossips from our weekends… “She left with who?… He got arrested for what!?”

15 Ways to Get Past an Awkward Moment Aug 13, 2012 We’ve all been in awkward situations, our lives are full of them. Nobody’s perfect, but how you handle it can turn an awkward moment into a partial win. Below you will see 15 awkward situations and what these people did to try and turn it around. It might not always work but the best you can do is try, and nobody can take that away from you! (They still might laugh though) Why Nikola Tesla was the greatest geek who ever lived Additional notes from the author: If you want to learn more about Tesla, I highly recommend reading Tesla: Man Out of Time Also, this Badass of the week by Ben Thompson is what originally inspired me to write a comic about Tesla. Ben's also got a book out which is packed full of awesome. There's an old movie from the 80s on Netflix Instant Queue right now about Tesla: The Secret of Nikola Tesla. It's corny and full of bad acting, but it paints a fairly accurate depiction of his life. The drunk history of Tesla is quite awesome, too.

The Cutest Kitten in the World Animals This adorable kitten is called Daisy and she lives in Japan. She is photographed by her owner Ben Terode. Advertorial Do you also have a pet? Treat it with care :) PetCareRx is America's most affordable pet pharmacy and supply store on the web. Share - StumbleUpon Dear friends, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Mitch Hedberg Motivational Posters Mitch Hedberg was a genius of a comedian, and like many legends, he was taken from us too soon. A favorite among our favorite comedic favorites, we have decided to compile some of the best quotes and photos of the man who could make anyone laugh, seemingly with out trying. We are pleased to bring you, Mitch Hedberg Motivational Posters:

not cute...it's URGENT to save these animals!! According to the WWF, here are the new threatened species found this year. 1. The Sumatran Orangutan Found only in Indonesia, its population has declined alarmingly mainly due to timber exploitation that destroys their habitat. Awesomephilia if you don’t push the shopping cart really, really fast and then jump on the back and ride it as far as it will go, then you’re already dead inside there’s a spider and a moth sitting side by side on my bathroom wall and i’m sure theyre exchanging ideas on how to kill me. aclassyhobo: miffeee: awesomephilia: Shakespeare Insult Kit Shakespeare Insult Kit Since 1996, the origin of this kit was listed as anonymous. It came to me on a piece of paper in the 90's with no attribution, and I thought it would make a cool web page.

Aquatic Star Gazing [9 Pictures] April 6, 2012 at 6:00pm | by Hernando Ochre Sea Star An ochre sea star (background) shares a kelp-strewn beach with a bright-red cousin at low tide on Washington’s Tongue Point. Photograph by George Grall Necklace Sea Star A necklace sea star nestles among the C-shaped emerald tentacles of anchor coral in the western Pacific Ocean. Beethoven When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

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