THEY'RE HERE! 2010 DARWIN AWARDS - You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2010 Darwin Awards. Eighth Place In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. Sixth Place While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. Fifth Place Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Fourth Place Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger. Third Place After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store.
Hilarious 'Vintage' Romney/Ryan Campaign Buttons And Posters Available Oh hey have you heard that there’s a big presidential debate going down tonight in Denver, home of the Mitt Romney’s favorite Chipotle employee? Well there is! And while it’s highly likely that human eloquence machine Barack Obama will wipe the floor with painfully awkward cyborg Mitt Romney, both sides are hilariously trying to lower expectations about their candidate’s performance. Personally, I’m looking forward to seeing Mitt attempt to appeal to moderate swing voters — a block he must win over if he wants to be president — while also being the torch-bearer for his party’s hard turn to the right of late. Here’s how Harrell and Zafonte describe their “Yesteryear Collectables” work… DETAILS: Although the ideology is dated by the standards and progress of recent history, this original Romney/Ryan 1950’s campaign poster and button set are a fantastic representation of a period this great country overcame.CONDITION: Poster is crisp and clean with subtle yellowing, no rips or folds.
The 25 Most Vicious Iraq War Profiteers 11. Parsons Few Iraq contractors have come under fire as much as Parsons, who reportedly mismanaged the construction a police academy so poorly that human waste dripped from its ceilings. Far from being an isolated incident, reports from federal government auditors revealed lackluster work on 13 of the 14 Iraq projects entrusted to Parsons. Unfortunately, that hasn’t stopped the Pasedena-based firm from making off with $540 million in U.S. government funds for the poorly executed reconstruction projects at Iraq’s healthcare centers and fire stations. For obvious resaons, Parsons’ work in Iraq has generally been considered an embarassment. “This is the lens through which Iraqis will now see America,” lamented Rep. 12. “First Kuwaiti was not the lowest bidder”, complained Framco senior vice-president Gilles Kacha. 13. Armor Holdings (now a subsidiary of publicly traded BAE Systems) is one company whose opinion of the Iraq war can’t be all that negative. 14. 15. More Popular Stories:
Desserts 'R' Us, Desserts Restaurant in Colaba Market Mumbai | Reviews, Menu & Specialities - Timescity.com Facilities: Also Serves: Bakery & Confectionary & Cakes/PastriesPopular dishes:Swiss Ferrero, Godiva Gateau, Swiss Gold Kenn, English Cadbury Mousse, Life by Chocolate, Belgian Truffle, Triple TobleroneMust Try:chocolate cakeWebsite:www.dessertsrusonline.com Critic´s Review Food: 4 / 5Service: 0 / 5Decor: 0 / 5 -By Rashmi Uday Singh Wonder from as to where celebs like Shahrukh Khan, Bachchans, Devgn family, Hrithik Roshan, Ambanis and many more order for their special days in life? Hiroo Gidwani a Cordon Bleu and Wilton chef specializes in over 950 exotic cakes, desserts and chocolates. Permalink Desserts 'R' Us Food: 4 5Service: 4 Decor: 4 Review posted this month wonderful offerings are also available in eggless and Jain variations. Food: 4.5 5Service: 4 Decor: 5 Review posted within last 6 month This is the best place to have food, deserts and pastries. Favorite Dishes / Drinks: Ice Creams and Pastries Food: 4.5 5Service: 3.5 Decor: 3.5
Top 10 Hilarious Websites Of Human Misery It’s seems like people have always been hardwired to laugh at the misfortune of others. It transcends all cultures, nations, and ages. As you read these words, a group of school kids in Hong Kong are peeing their pants laughing at a kid who did a faceplant into a mud puddle, somebody in Paris is guffawing at a guy getting a whifflebat to the crotch, and a grandma in Texas is chuckling under her breath at a cousin who doesn’t know his fly is undone. Before the Internet, the only way to experience these hilarious events was to be in the right place at the right to time. 10. The biggest retail chain in the world, WalMart offers its customers a wide variety of consumer goods at reasonable prices in convenient locations. 9. Everybody screws up sometimes. 8. For those of you who don’t know it, Etsy.com is a website for people who want to sell their handmade crafts. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. But videos of frat guys falling off roofs aren’t the only dumb but funny things you can find on the Internet. 2.
The official Dilbert website with Scott Adams' color comic strips, animation, mashups and more! How To Mix Chalkboard Paint in Any Color We love using chalkboards as backdrops for displays and parties (like this one here!). So we were super excited to learn that you can create your own custom colors-and it's really easy! We first learned how from Martha Stewart whose tutorial you can read here. Supplies: 1/2 cup acrylic paint (choose any color you like, or mix colors together to make the perfect shade!) 1. 2. Once your chalkboard has fully dried be sure to slate the surface before using it for the first time. Have fun creating any color combination you like!!
Toast Them with Bar & Wine Accessories by Lenox - Ice Buckets l Wine Corkscrews l Cocktail Shakers Free Shipping On Orders Over $69 Shop Now! quick view Operating Systems Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today?"Customer: "A computer." A girl walked into the computer center where I work. She said she was having problems with her Mac. I asked what kind of Mac she had. In an indignant voice, she replied, "Duh, Intosh." Tech Support: "What operating system are you running? After conferring with her husband, it turned out she owned a Macintosh with System 8.1. Tech Support: "What version of Windows are you running?" A kid in my class joined a conversation I was having about older computers. Him: "I have the oldest Windows ever at my house. Tech Support: "What operating system do you run?" Tech Support: "Do you know what operating system you're on?" Customer: "I don't use DOS. One time I had to walk a Windows 95 user through a particular procedure. Me: "First you need to open DOS-prompt. My Friend: "I just installed Windows 98." My Friend: "What's your operating system?" Friend: "I heard about this thing called 'Linux'." I went pale.
FUNNY PHOTOS: The Forbidden Union!! It was a Dark and Stormy Night They were together in the House. Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm. Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... She screamed... He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him. The storm raged on... They knew it was wrong... Their families would never understand. So consumed were they in their FEAR that they heard no opening of doors ... just the faint click of a camera......
Riusuke Fukahori Paints Three-Dimensional Goldfish Embedded in Layers of Resin First: watch the video. Japanese artist Riusuke Fukahori paints three-dimensional goldfish using a complex process of poured resin. The fish are painted meticulously, layer by layer, the sandwiched slices revealing slightly more about each creature, similar to the function of a 3D printer. I really enjoy the rich depth of the pieces and the optical illusion aspect, it’s such an odd process that results in something that’s both a painting and sculptural. Wonderful. RoboDump 1.0 By Kevin Kelm (kkelm@triggur.org) Friday, Nov 12, 2004 RoboDump is a robot. Sort of. And it poops. The left channel speaker points up into the room (for the voice effects) and the right channel speaker points down into the toilet (for the business-end effects). I snuck RoboDump into the men's room at the office. I also decided to dress it in businessware to make coworkers less likely to try to talk to it... if it looks like a customer or visiting bigwig, they'll be less likely to offer help or ask for a courtesy flush. Comment at the blog... RoboDump in action:
Why Can't I Own a Canadian? October 2002 Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Dear Dr. Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. My uncle has a farm. Your devoted fan, Jim Note to Stumblers: